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Your browser history looks like a nightmare doujinshi catalog — complete with “plot” so thick it could drown a small village. You’ve been caught dry-humping your desk during loading screens, moaning at hentai intros, and giving your fleshlight emotional support.
Your sperm count has dropped to “mythical,” replaced instead by pure hentai juice — a toxic sludge now classified as a hazardous material by 4 anime conventions and 3 local police forces.
We’re sending in a squad of holy maidens armed with vacuum cleaners and exorcism chants to cleanse your room, sterilize your devices, and confiscate your collection of questionable body pillows.
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When I awoke, I spent that on a necklace (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
I told God I'd be back in a second
Man, it's so hard not to act reckless
To whom much is given much is tested
Get arrested, guess until he get the message (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
I feel the pressure, under more scrutiny
And what I do? Act more stupidly (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
Bought more jewelry, more Louis V
My mama couldn't get through to me (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
The drama, people suing me
I'm on TV talkin' like it's just you and me
I'm just saying how I feel, man
I ain't one of the Cosby's, I ain't go to Hell, man (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
I guess the money should have changed him
I guess I should have forgot where I came from
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