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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 70.6 hrs on record (67.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 5 Mar, 2021 @ 2:51pm

THE OFFICIAL VIN DIESEL VIDEOGAME
*hits blunt* and the national security advisor, he turns into a cat and starts firing teeth from his spine, and you run him over with a train, and then he, he turns into a T-REX with an eye in its mouth and you explode it with barrels, and then he turns into the cat again and falls down a skyscraper, and then into a fly, and you strike him with rods that attract lightning and he gets hit by lightning like five times and gets impaled on an obelisk
No joke, by the time the final chapter in the FIRST campaign hit, my friend thought the plot was going to involve time travel, too. I’ve played it twice, put some times into Mercenaries way back, and the most concise way to describe the game would be:
The gameplay of a casual military shooter with B-movie action plot about saving the world three times back-to-back. You get to fight the Terminator on a janky bridge over lava and also fly a VTOL to assault an aircraft carrier. The secret campaign aside, it may be one of the best co-op experiences I’ve had in recent memory, rich with both intentional and unintentional fun moments.
The ♥♥♥♥ murdered their series so that the westerners could have FUN in a formerly horror title
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ssx3 5 Mar, 2021 @ 4:25pm 
this review was an experience