He: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
She: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains.
-- Walt Kelly
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take forceful action:
Do something that should have been done a long time ago.
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Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
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"You know, we've won awards for this crap."
-- David Letterman
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Brooklyn Aquarium, special exhibit: boids of da wattah
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May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a
Thousand Caramels.
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Clones are people two.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly -- only sooner than she thought you would.
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I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he
has income and she is pattable.
-- Ogden Nash
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