🌟 +REP 🌟
I was troubleshooting my mechanical keyboard when suddenly, davidemba burst in, dressed in a futuristic suit and holding a toolkit. “The Keyboard Realm is in chaos!” they exclaimed.

We were whisked away to the Dimension of Malfunctioning Keys, where mechanical keyboards had turned into rogue, self-reprogramming devices. Davidemba sprang into action, using their toolkit to repair and realign the chaotic keyboards. At one point, they performed an epic combo move, typing out a complex sequence to rewire the entire system and calm a rampaging key switch.

In the final showdown, Davidemba faced the Keymaster, restoring order with a precise fix and a dazzling display of keyboard prowess. Back in reality, Davidemba handed me my perfectly repaired keyboard and said, “Issue resolved, mission accomplished.”

10/10, Davidemba is a legend even in the world of mechanical keyboards. Would tackle any tech crisis with them again!

People just don't get the appeal of horses. They're oh so muscular. Every one of them has the body of a prize winning athlete. They're massive creatures, powerful, proud and dangerous they could kill any man with just a kick. Anything with a ♥♥♥♥ that big was born to have to have everything that it ever wanted. Horses are everything men want to be. Everything women want men to be.

My hands on its muscular backside, mouth savouring the taste of a beast. Kissing its backside as I make my way to its hole. There's a smell, a musk, a wild, untamed scent. Breath it in, suck it in and feel your heart skip a beat before you bury your face between the beast's asscheecks. And you bury your tongue inside that horse's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥~ you deserve to be debased, you deserve to be humiliated, this GOD STUD deserves the best service a human can provide, so swallow your pride, and TONGUE POLISH BEAST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Friends that have the letter 'N' in their name are not real friends, especially if this is followed by the letters 'e', 'r' and or 'o'. Watch out for such individuals, they likely want to have sexual relations with you and don't care about what constitutes as "REAL" friendship.

Hey there, cutie! 😊 Just swooping by your Steam profile to sprinkle a little bit of love and lots of hugs! 🌈💖 I can't help but feel super lucky to have you in my life. You're like the rarest achievement I've ever unlocked! 🏆💕 Your smile is my favorite quest, and your laugh is the sweetest loot. 🎮✨ Remember, you're my co-op partner in this big game called life, and I wouldn't want anyone else by my side. 🤗❤️ Let's level up together and conquer all the boss battles that come our way. Love you to the respawn point and back, infinity times! 🚀💞 UwU

+rep NO life shotgun player

NO life shotgun player

NO life shotgun player

NO life shotgun player

ive been crying in my room for 2 hours now. I was making some salad dressing in the kitchen with my pet hamster manny (I let him roam around). My sister and her friends were also in there doing something. I spilled a bottle of vinegar, so I left to get a towel and when i came back manny was drinking it. I didnt think anything of it so I let him help me clean it up. all of the sudden manny starts acting really weird. hes normally very full of energy but he was just sitting still. Everyone gathered around him to try to figure out what was wrong. suddenly we hear a fizzling noise coming from inside manny and he started expanding. he let out a final squeak and bursted. bubbles and blood went everywhere. my sister and her friends started screaming and crying. I ran and got my dad and he cleaned it up. we looked in the pantry and apparently manny got into the baking soda and ate abunch of it. I think im traumatized now

+rep chad medic

can you add me as friend, i'd like to buy a name tag and the grey paint you have

no ♥♥♥♥ tho

this guy makes me question my sexuality

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