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Yes, this is Dave

Dave

Kentucky, United States

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Muscle Diggle

500 XP

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MY PC SPECS

PC SPECS

Motherboard: DSP Ultra Max '0 to 60' Big Red One Titanium RGB With SLI support

RAM: 4 32gb sticks of Arcturus VIII w/ Seeds of Evil (TM) RGB

Power Supply: Enough.

Hardrive: 80 TB SSD PRO ACM XV4 'Hummingbird'

Processor: iWinchester-700 x Intel i9900 Externally Mounted -- supplied by Yeti XM CELSIUS 33 self-retracting/self pumping liquid cooling system

Chassis Fans: LL Iceberg Machiavelli with Black Mamba RGB integration x6

Case: Lu Bu (no longer sponsored) 'Professor X' ATX Aluminum Alloy Open Frame with tempered glass

Video Card 1: Nvidia RTX 4090 the LIMITED 'Redfield Edition' hybrid internal liquid/air cooling

Video Card 2: Nvidia RTX 5090 48 gb with internal liquid cooling with external air cooling (reservoir custom built by me)

Video Card 3: Nvidia RTX 5090 56 gb Bellatrix CUDA RGB with 'Horizon' color support programming, limited liquid cooling. This device includes the additional $320 ancillary 12gb RAM anti-heat mini-computer, itself using the now ancient 3090 Ti (sold seperately, make no mistake) to monitor the 6080's heat signatures. I highly recommend it if you are serious about your PC's performance.

Video Card 4: Nvidia RTX 6090 True Phoenix color scheme 100gb 'God Will Weep' Edition, this unit is self-cooling.

OS: Windows 11

I'm not comfortable disclosing the price of this machine. - Yes, This is Dave

Note to VIDEO GAME DEVELOPERS: I'm here to see high resolutions with advanced technology (such as raytracing), DO NOT bother with optimization because I could run your entire office's workload on my machine. - Yes, This is Dave

Before you ask, no it will not run Crysis. The developers never anticipated their game being ran on something with this amount of power. The game crashes as soon as it initializes its pitiful open world.
Stop asking. I'd never even heard of Crysis until the other day lmao keep that eurojank away from me.

- Yes, This is Dave

A fool stumbles into habits, a wise man decides his habits. - Yes, This is Dave

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Quake

2.6 Hours played

You ever wonder why ID made DOOM 2016 and DOOM Eternal instead of Quake 2016 and Quake Eternal?
Let me explain:

DOOM is the Chad in the middle of the cafeteria with all the Stacy's. Wasting time socializing when he could be eating and consuming fuel for the lifting sesh later. He's popular, he's handsome, and he's big, but he could be bigger. He'd rather make connections than gains. He places upward social mobility over building a temple out of his body.

Quake is the Sigma; a mountain of a man, an absolute freak. His face is irrelevant; his sheer charisma and magnetism is like that of the sun itself without him even saying a word, and, like the sun, any that get too close will burn up in his intensity. He is alone at his own large table consuming a meal rich in vitamins, proteins and calories, zero distractions, so that he can absolutely rip the weights this evening. There are no connections in Quake's world. He is the be all and end all of his own existence. Connections come and go, but what's under his shirt, tight and bulbous beneath each shoulder, is forever a companion.

Sigma Quake looks at the Chad DOOM and smiles with approval, knowing that he, too, is successful in his own way, and Chad will continue to be even after he gives up the weights and becomes fat, Chad'll still be happy and rich in the end.
The Chad smiles back. The Chad knows the Sigma is a lone wolf, un-afraid to remain at the tippy top of a peak for eons even if it means sacrificing so much by never coming off that peak. Alone. Focused. Undying. Rippling for eternity. It's not fear the Chad feels, but respect.
Two apex predators in their own lanes.

The gym is big enough for the both of them, even if one steps out one day and never returns.