silly goose

-rep gets prawn mayo butty, ready salted crisp and buxton water as his meal deal

ur girls chopped, thats why it took so long to fine ur significant other. horrible ghoul player tooo, good for nuttin

CYAMON you silly goober

CYAMON CYAMON rocket18 <3

+rep helped me clear out my malaysian hornet infestation from my attic last winter thank you david18 ^-^

- rep, bald, smells like a goblin's armpit, and has odd shaped feet

not a smart fella just a fart smella

A Fellow Dave. For some reason, people sometimes think i am you.

oi

bald

🤣

🙁🍯

can i get a sign from the goat <3

hey not to be weird or anything but i saw you flash save our teammate last game and i just wanted to let you know that you looked very sexy doing that. lmk if you ever want to play because ngl im actually really impressed by your dbd skills and it takes a lot to impress me. btw im usually on like everyday so if youre not down to play all day with me then just forget it because i want someone who is dedicated to spending time with me and committed to dbd like me. i hope you dont let an opportunity like this pass by because real gamers like me are rare to find. i just know youre special by the way you said ggs to me in the endgame chat so i will be waiting for you.

W hairy18

For your page's sake kick this toxic woman:
https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/profiles/76561198371748014

She goes around harassing others. You want that on your page? Eww.

Hey man, can I get a sign? Please

cutest man in all of Norfolk

uninstall pls

get back here baldy waldy troglojimmy

Google Maps! Google Maps! Laaaaaaa! Big swings! Easy tiger! Get back demon get back! Come now demon! What theee! Dave's bald! You're a maggot Dave! Moy droog blyaj!

Holy mackerel! Holy guacamole!

Great googly moogly!

*Runs off a cliff, looks down, looks back at the camera and falls down to my doom*

*Floats towards the pie*

Guys? I think you'll want to see this...

Uhh, he's right behind me isn't he?

*Slaps you* That's for blinding me! *Kisses you* That's for getting me off hook...

Sybau

dave can you sign my profile ploz?

+rep best coke price

sugona

You don't know me, but I highly advise you read this thoroughly and in its entirety. You are to cease any and all communication with my mom, effective immediately. You are not to contact them for any reason whatsoever. You are not to answer their calls, texts, etc. Is that understood?

It is not in your best interest to ignore me. I have a very bad temper and you do not want to see it get away from me. You will send me some sort of confirmation that you are receiving my messages and that you will comply fully.

I have a Tor browser, plenty of disposable income, and all the free time in the world, kiddo. Do not test me, it is remarkably easy to expose you for being a bald rat. This is your last chance to respond before you end up on the BBC.

Never let it be said that I am not fair. You had your chance, kiddo, but you've chosen to ignore all of my generous warnings, and you'll soon learn the lengths I'm willing to go for my mom.

Grow some hair, chump.

+rep, nice one, nice one

+rep has 18 in his name

I DRINK SADAKO'S WELL-WATER

hey! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft , the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the £1000 you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c0ck" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you

@2 t iL that's my comment you rat. Only I get to say that to dave. You copied me.
It's funny because I wrote this on one screenshot of his where he got facecamped. 😂 And you literally copied & pasted that comment what I said. As a joke but slightly changed it up a bit with kekw.

sheeeeeeesh it's unlucky it happens to you honestly. but I feel like at your level of play time with 10k hrs now and legacy user w diatech hype shirt as well. If they camp you. it's probably cuz you gave them a hard time. also it would probably happen less if you stop ignoring some people as well kekw.

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Dead by Daylight
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty

ape dbd bot

-rep stole my juice d'orange

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signed by evan

Bald Bambie gamer

-rep I was having a great day playing my favorite killers (Deathslinger, Trickster, Skull Merchant, Twins and Hag) because I was getting so many 4ks thanks to my favorite perk in the game (No One Escapes Death, also commonly referred to as NOED). I see this guy in the pre-trial lobby with the highly coveted Nea Karlsson shirt called “Is it Dia or Dia?”. I instantly knew they would be a pain in the keister because they also had a flashlight, so I immediately dodged his lobby. Alas, I got into another lobby and guess who was there? The same guy. I decided to play the trial because I had equipped the signature Trapper perk “Unnerving Presence” which would make him fail all his generator skill checks, therefore keeping the survivors at 5 generators throughout the match. He kept turning around which made it nearly impossible to hit and his team did all of the generators under 4 minutes. I have reported and blocked him and I hope he has a very bad rest of the day.

+rep sold me cocaine

+rep sold me cocaine

+rep sold me fent