Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I(27M) want to bang Lady Dimitrescu(44F) so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ badly. I(27M) can't stand it anymore. Every time I(27M) play Resident Evil Village and see her(44F), I(27M) get so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny. I(27M) hate waking up in the morning with 72818 gallons(275646.225L) of ♥♥♥ in my(27M) boxers and knowing that ♥♥♥ should have gone inside of Lady Dimitrescu's(44F) fat pale ass. I(27M) want to have my(27M) hybrid human-vampire babies with her(44F).

♥♥♥♥, my(27M) mom(45F) caught me(27M) banging my body pillow again. I(27M) put a picture of Lady Dimitrescu(44F) on it and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. My(27M) mom(55F) is going to take away my(27M) Resident Evil Village, as well as all my(27M) games, and is going to bring me(27M) to therapy. I(27M) might never get to see Lady Dimitrescu(44F) ever again. Please help Reddit, you are my(27M) last hope.

friend request

mwah

+rep amazing player

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also

intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this

goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan

Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you

require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour,

day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a

romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in

me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to

just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I

will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider

me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some

video games together some time. I see you play mini games? I am a

mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games.

why were they shipping mouthwash??

what was the deal with the horse mascot dude (or was it just Jimmy begin tormented by the company that cost him his job.)

How did Daisuke get SO injured that Swansea would have to kill him??

Why did Anya kill herself, was it simply just the cabin fever and her mental struggles getting the best of her?

bear with me if these are stupid i finished it sleep deprived in one sitting but i will go thru it again soon for sure!