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1 person found this review helpful
24.2 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
By far the best Skibidi Toilet verse videogame.
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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13 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
What is it with terrible games having kick-ass soundtracks?

Goodbye Almond Eyes (Remix) > Goodbye Almond Eyes
Posted 12 November, 2023.
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27 people found this review helpful
56.2 hrs on record (43.8 hrs at review time)
Overshadowed by CSGO and CS 1.6, Source up to this day is one of the most enjoyable Multiplayer videogames out there. The community may be small or dying (If you're one of those that uses that cliche word) but is passionate, you can feel the love that a lot of people put into this game with all the "Alternative" gamemodes, maps and skins.

Oh, and did I mention the bots? Not only does the game have official bot support, but this bots also have a lot of dialogs that make them feel a little more human.
Posted 21 November, 2018.
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35 people found this review helpful
49 people found this review funny
5.2 hrs on record
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Ricochet. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical gamer's head. There’s also Red Playermodel's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The community understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays, to realise that they’re not just smooth- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Ricochet truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Red Playermodel's existential catchphrase “AAAAAAAAAAA” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Valve Corporation's genius wit unfolds itself on their PC Monitors. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Ricochet tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
Posted 8 November, 2017.
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70 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
15.2 hrs on record
Portal 2 is the second and last official installment of the Portal Series, released in 2011 by Valve.

In my opinion, this game adds a lot to the original formula and improves a lot of aspects of the first game, this time you'll have to break out of a destroyed Aperture Science using your skills, your beloved portal gun, and 3 gels that you'll have to master. This is the repulsion gel, the propulsion gel, and the conversion gel.

The plot is pretty well written and even if you haven't played the first game, you'll understand the story as the game doesn't require a deep understanding of the first game. The characters in this game feel alive and are very charismatic, from the ironic and twisted GladOS to the incompetent and dumb Wheatley. The humor is well done and the dialogues, especially in the later scenarios are hilarious.

The aesthetics are amazingly beautiful and also you'll have a lot of these so-called screenshot opportunities, even if you are playing with a low-end rig, you'll be amazed by the beauty that can spawn from the source engine, an engine that has been around since ages.

And the last but not less important aspect of the game, is the soundtrack, from the first time you awake from your long time sleep to the last song, the OST is not only fitting but also feels like grabbing science and adapting it into an mp3 format. You guys did an excellent job with it, as it adds a lot to the experience.

Overall, I recommend it to every time of gamer and non-gamer, if you want to get into gaming, try this game. If you love fps, try this game, if you love puzzles, give this game a go, and if you're a Valve fan, why are you reading this review in the first place? Get the damn game!
Posted 27 May, 2017. Last edited 5 August, 2022.
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