Steam Community :: I, Corgi :: Profile Comments

I, Corgi 16 Aug @ 8:46pm

Allen Prizmer says I’m a smort dog

Stripe Gurger 15 Aug @ 8:42am

@Alan why do you done it? m,y cereal is ruined ,,,, i was going to be havng it for my the dinner,,,,t he smell is not good today #alan #cereals #whhhy

Prismer 7 Aug @ 10:39am

It's ok I forgive you both <3

Stripe Gurger 11 Jul @ 6:31am

I'm sorry I made fun of his disgusting gaming habits. :(

I, Corgi 10 Jul @ 9:42pm

Ausm has given me a trophy, so my paws got too weak hold it.
Man, Alan would’ve LOVED this joke had we not chased him off Steam.

Stripe Gurger 10 Jul @ 9:05am

AWARD CEREMONY! MEDALS! TROPHY!

Watermelon 10 Jul @ 4:58am

Все для тебя, братанчик.

I, Corgi 10 Jul @ 4:45am

Oh lord, I just got my first ever genuine +rep comment. Wildly refreshing after all the facetious +rep comments I've gotten.

Watermelon 10 Jul @ 4:36am

+rep

I, Corgi 4 Jul @ 11:52am

I play trendy games all the time! Like Super Sonic or Peek.

Stripe Gurger 4 Jul @ 11:28am

One of my favourite things about Corgi is that they refuse to play trendy games, like Crash Bandicoot, Dr. Mario and Fortnite. I respect that.

I, Corgi 26 Jan @ 8:08pm

Чрезвычайно рад вас видеть! Пуще того рад предоставившейся вам счастливой оказии вернуть мне памятный долг 50 голды в ВоВе, что по нынешнему курсу гаджетзанской биржи составит около двухсот тысяч монет.

Veles 26 Jan @ 2:12pm

Я гуглил одну вещь с флудильни и совершенно случайно наткнулся на эту страничку. Необычайно рад, что живы и продолжаете юморить, товарищ!

Stripe Gurger 4 Jan @ 8:30am

The Lamborghini bit me and I hate it.

I, Corgi 3 Jan @ 7:57pm

Shut up, you entitled brat! You know well enough we cannot afford bugs. Why aren’t you playing with the Lamborghini I got you?

Stripe Gurger 3 Jan @ 12:52pm

Dad, please buy me some bugs. All the other kids are growing bugs.

ᓚᘏᗢ 24 Nov, 2024 @ 10:46am

Depresso.

Stripe Gurger 18 Nov, 2024 @ 4:36pm

My carpet!

I, Corgi 11 Nov, 2024 @ 4:00am

Pomeranians are fierce guard dogs of the regime. Corgis are rebels and outlaws. And honestly, that carpet had it coming. Who even can afford a carpet in this economy? Only the oligarchy.

Prismer 11 Nov, 2024 @ 3:46am

Also, are we getting Corgi lore? Does this mean the Pomeranians put the Corgi away for, you know, crimes?

Prismer 11 Nov, 2024 @ 3:30am

All I'll say is none of the pomeranians I've hosted have peed on the carpet like the corgi I hosted did.

The Infra-Materialist Burner 11 Nov, 2024 @ 1:09am

What a twist!

I, Corgi 10 Nov, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Alan gaslighted me into believing my original breed/occupation are inferior(

ᓚᘏᗢ 10 Nov, 2024 @ 9:51pm

OH NO WHAT HAPPENED

Prismer 10 Nov, 2024 @ 12:28pm

I'd kick your legs but unfortunately I'm not good enough to aim at such small targets. Pls forgive my skill issues!! (As for metaphor, I'll get back to you when I beat the game but so far, a bit over halfway through, it's shaping up to be one of Atlus' best works from the ones I've played)

The Infra-Materialist Burner 26 Oct, 2024 @ 6:44am

Nice to finally meet You, Unlawful Canine!~

Thanks for accepting the invite. Also, nice profile and taste in games. Cheers!

I, Corgi 8 Sep, 2024 @ 2:15am

It's mostly larceny achievements. Only got a few for organ smuggling.

Stripe Gurger 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:36am

9001 achievements? Ridiculous corgi.

ᓚᘏᗢ 7 Jun, 2024 @ 10:15am

You guys are amazing.

Stripe Gurger 7 Jun, 2024 @ 9:25am

This is why you're the brain and I bring the snacks. Would you like some off-brand crisps? I have silt and vinegar flavour, prawn tails flavour and regular.

I, Corgi 7 Jun, 2024 @ 9:14am

Relax, I have a plan. If I murder an Alan or two, we'll free up some storage space, raise demand, and I can't go to prison anymore because I'm in it.

Stripe Gurger 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:54am

♥♥♥♥, Corgi, we got way too many Alans and way too few people who want to buy Alan. This is just like that time you killed a person and went to prison.

I, Corgi 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:51am

Alan is on such a deep discount, you might call it subterranean.
They absolutely don't let corgis go on the internet in the penitentiary, I'm breaking a dozen of prison rules just by writing this extremely illegal comment about Alan.

ᓚᘏᗢ 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:11am

I'm really more of a 'value for money' type of guy when it comes to Alans. Unless he's on a deep discount.

Stripe Gurger 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:06am

Nuit, can I interest you in an Alan too? He's cheap.

ᓚᘏᗢ 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:56am

Hey! Love your reviews. Took the liberty of sending a

fren

request; hope they let corgis use the internet in prison so you can accept it

Prismer 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:37am

That's a trade secret, sorry

Stripe Gurger 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:26am

It sold how many brazilian copies?!

Prismer 28 May, 2024 @ 12:11pm

A true brazilian best seller

I, Corgi 28 May, 2024 @ 11:18am

This a brand new isekai world you are in. That Time Alan Prismer Got Reincarnated as Alan Prismer.

Prismer 28 May, 2024 @ 10:50am

Did you two just have a semi-normal conversation? What is this madness? Was I transported into an alternate reality?

I, Corgi 27 May, 2024 @ 5:25am

The world and the vibes are very nice. Very shroomy, quite mossy. Intriguing. Bit light on role playing systems. Very weird, I’m digging it.
However, hoping combat will eventually become challenging, because right now it’d take a generational talent of the famous gamer/content creator Alan Prismer to die in this game.

Stripe Gurger 27 May, 2024 @ 2:33am

Dread Delusion, funsies?

I, Corgi 18 Apr, 2024 @ 8:44pm

I like indie rock and can’t afford trousers.

Stripe Gurger 18 Apr, 2024 @ 7:01pm

Corgi has wet legs.

Stripe Gurger 11 Nov, 2023 @ 3:38am

Alan put on a wig and tried to kiss me and I didn't stop him. Do you have medicine, Dr. Corgi?

I, Corgi 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:00am

Me and Alan, we are hanging out in a cool mountain club for consumptive people. You can only join if your phlegm has high aethetic merits. Alan will be the judge of that. If you secrete any fancy mucus, show him that, too.

Stripe Gurger 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Alan never messages me any more. Do you think it's because you bit him and gave him consumption?

I, Corgi 8 Dec, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Indeed. Bless thee, French childe.

Pinkza 8 Dec, 2022 @ 10:50am

Are you the holy corgi?