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Red Herring

It worked!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22am

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23am

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:42pm

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01am

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:29am

What what?

Where did it go?
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:14pm

You scared it!

You monster!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:59am

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:17pm

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:24pm

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:46am

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:42am

Dead end!

Haha!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:43am

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:56am

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:45am

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:49am

Hello World!

I drew this!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:55am

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:54pm

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:38am

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:41pm

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Well done!

Congratulations!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27pm

I love computers

So good
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:35pm

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:04am

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 1:07pm

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 1:22pm

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 1:22pm

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 1:13pm

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:36am

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:49am

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:41am

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:34am

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:43am

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:48am

What's your goal there?

Eh?
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:56am

BURP

CLOSED
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30am

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 11:50am

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 11:50am

Take this on your way down!

Down low!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 11:35am

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 11:29am

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:02am

It's pants time!

Wow!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 4:28am

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:17am

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:14am

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:06am

Back my fish up!

Pow!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:19am

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:05am

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09am

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 11:12am

The defendant is ready!

Objection!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 6:03am

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22am

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22am

This is my missile!

It has been marked!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 10:54am

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 11:02am

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 11:13am

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 12:11pm

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 12:18pm

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:16am

Throw it all away!

Way to go!
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:19am

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27pm

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Express elevator!

Bye!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Are we there yet?

No.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07am

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Do the worm!

Yes!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

The day is saved!

Yay!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:35am

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:39am

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00pm

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 1:32pm

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:27am

Date poacher!

At least it worked!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01am

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:20am

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:53am

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:48am