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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 5:03am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 12:50pm

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 5:02am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 12:14pm

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 2:55am

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2020 @ 12:42pm

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 8:42pm

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 11:46am

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 2:38am

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 5:20pm

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 2:35pm

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 10:19am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 10:44am

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 10:16am

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 11:54am

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2020 @ 5:23am

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 11:10am

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 12:05pm

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 10:32am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 5:55am

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 5:04am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 10:56am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 3:22pm

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 7:06pm

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 9:13pm

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 9:12pm

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 4:52pm

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 12:49pm

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 11:33am

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 10:29am

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 10:22am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 5:01pm

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2020 @ 11:47am

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 12:05pm

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 4:15pm

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 4:52pm

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 11:16am

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 7:06am

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 4:44pm

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 3:13am

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2020 @ 9:25am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2020 @ 5:28am

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 1:56pm

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 11:22am

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 5:31am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2020 @ 8:16am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2020 @ 8:43am

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 5:32pm

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 5:56pm

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2020 @ 8:47am

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 6:53am

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 5:18pm

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 3:04pm

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 10:06am

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2020 @ 9:01am

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 5:24pm

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2020 @ 12:31pm

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 1:43pm

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 1:43pm

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:38pm

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 1:46pm

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 9:48am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14pm

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 1:47pm

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 1:58pm

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 12:17pm

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 12:20pm

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 11:45am

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 12:34pm

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 10:26am

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 9:47am

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 10:02am

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 10:31am

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 1:48pm



Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

MacPlayer

There can be only one.

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
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