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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:24am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:27am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 9:10pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:14am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 10:04am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 10:07am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 10:06am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 10:08am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:16pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 10:28am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:27pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:19pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:38pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 9:16pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 9:39pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:50pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 9:30am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 3:26pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 2:56pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 2:59pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 2:56pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 4:07pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 2:43pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 3:23pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 4:30pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 8:54am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 9:12am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 9:45am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 9:48am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:40am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:45am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:42am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 9:05pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 11:56am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 3:44pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 9:32pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 6:44pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 6:37pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 4:11pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 3:02pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 10:05am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2020 @ 5:38pm