Every day of my life, all I play is Bean Battles. I've unlocked every item in the game and need MORE. I've played this game so much, my wife left me, and took custody of the kids in the process. I even started getting off the the beans recently. They way they move, something about it is just so arousing. I've spent a total (as of now) of $15,385 on in game micro-transactions, and I think the federal government is at my door as we speak. Farewell to all, and remember;

Bean Battles is love, Bean Battles is life.