I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a
knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work.
-- Gallagher
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Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk."
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Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.
-- Jean Cocteau
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History shows that the human mind, fed by constant accessions of knowledge,
periodically grows too large for its theoretical coverings, and bursts them
asunder to appear in new habiliments, as the feeding and growing grub, at
intervals, casts its too narrow skin and assumes another... Truly the imago
state of Man seems to be terribly distant, but every moult is a step gained.
-- Charles Darwin, from "Origin of the Species"
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Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
-- Minna Antrim, "Naked Truth and Veiled Allusions"
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We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours!
-- Adapted from Pat Paulsen by Joe Slo

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