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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:31am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:07am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 9:31pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 4:56am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 3:31am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 4:32am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 12:39am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 10:44pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 2:33am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 3:24am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 6:38pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:53am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 6:18pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 2:44pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 11:27pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:25am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 11:59pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 11:27pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:45pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 3:15pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 3:31am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 12:37am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 6:18pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 1:42am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 12:13am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:52pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 8:25pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 6:38pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:25am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 12:39am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:30pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:07am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 3:26pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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