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who are you?
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A beer delayed is a beer denied.
Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a
fresh one for a quarter of the price?
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"One of the joys of being a kid is that experiences are new and therefore
more intense." -Calvin sniffing mustard
"I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't
react to a lot of life." -Hobbes
Miss Wormwood: What state do you live in?
Calvin: Denial.
Miss Wormwood: I don't suppose I can argue with that...
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