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I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man.
If you don't love me, you'll suffer pro-pain.

can i come out of the basement please

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

own a musket for home defence
since thats what the
founding fathers intend
four ruffians break into my house
i see the chance and i pounce what the devil i shout
as a grab my powdered wig and kentucky rifle
blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man
get my pistol for the second but i miss and it lands
in the neighbor dogs body and he's canned
i resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs
grape shot and it got two men in a pair
the sound and extra shrapnel makes a break in the air
fix bayonet charge the last guy
he bleeds out waiting for the cops to arrive
since triangular wounds are impossible to survive

just as the founding fathers intended

i’m 11 but i’m turning 12 in like 3 months and plus i watch adult shows like family guy and the simpsons so i’m really mature and my mom says i’m really mature for my age and i’m friends with a lot of 7th graders even though i’m going into 6th grade so i’m a kid but i’m like an adult fyi

This is not a prank. This is not a joke. I do not need to prove how dead set I am on ending your life, because you will be seeing me soon. I know not only your address, but I've actually been inside before! Don't think you'll ever be safe, not for a second. I will tear all of your skin off, rip each tooth from your gums with a wrench, and then I will string your fleshy abomination onto the side of my apartment building. I send you this message out of the goodness of my heart, as it will rend you time to say your 'tearful' goodbyes. This is the last time you will blink without seeing me in your peripherals. I sure hope you enjoyed your 34 years of life!I count 34 years of life as the 34 years before I began following your bich ass. If I attempt a login tomorrow morning and STILL can NOT EDIT the FINDING JESUS 2 ACTORS AND CONTRIBUTORS LIST you will not SEE hell you will FEEL it because I will have ALREADY TORN YOUR MISERABLE EYEBALLS FROM YOUR FESTERING CRANIUM. ♥♥♥ YOU!!!!!!!!!