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xHandan 6 Jan, 2019 @ 8:38am 
DAS IST DER NOOBPANZER!!
ER SUCHT NOOB PROFILE UND KENNZEICHNET DIESE!
DERJENIGE DER DIR DEN NOOBPANZER AUF DEIN PROFIL FÄHRT IST AUFJEDENFALL EIN BESSERER GAMER ALS DU!
DU MUSST JETZT ANDERE NOOBS SUCHEN AUSSER DIESEN FAHRER!
DER PANZER IST DAFÜR DA DAS DU AUCH MAL ETWAS TRIFFST!

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EidechseHenne46 16 Aug, 2018 @ 3:45am 
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EidechseHenne46 2 Mar, 2018 @ 10:48am 
Ich finde es traurig das du als erfolgreicher Mathe Absolvent den Fehler bei den nachkommastellen von Pi nicht finden konntest.
EidechseHenne46 1 Mar, 2018 @ 10:21am 
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Kapitän zur See 4 Jan, 2018 @ 12:47pm 
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Kapitän zur See 26 Oct, 2017 @ 3:46am 
There were many names for it over the years. Tactical Feeding. Space Creation. Next level baiting. The old man used em all trying to justify his feeding. Still living on past glories, knowing he could never come back to those days, he threw a snarky comment and continued the chain feed..
Kapitän zur See 17 Sep, 2017 @ 6:17am 
The way ♥♥♥♥♥♥s are living at the moment, you could say that the blacker you are the easier your life is since ♥♥♥♥♥♥s only steal and sell drugs which is a lot of money for not much effort. If the blacker you are the easier your life is, would people evolve to be blacker in the future? The perfect race of 100% black skinned men.
Kapitän zur See 5 Sep, 2017 @ 9:08am 
Hi, I recently discovered your channel, and for the past 6 years I have been suffering from severe depression and even having suicidal thoughts. Sometimes I don't even have the power to get out of my bed. I started watching your videos more and more often and I have finally decided to kill myself.
Kapitän zur See 16 Aug, 2017 @ 10:43am 
Why don´t homeless people just buy a house.
Kapitän zur See 21 May, 2017 @ 5:52am 
Jebaited KUROKY OUTDATED Jebaited MIRALCE- OVERRATED Jebaited MATUMBA MASTURBATED Jebaited LONG HAVE WE WAITED Jebaited LIQUID ELEMINATED Jebaited
Kapitän zur See 14 May, 2017 @ 7:58am 
OpieOP PUDDING FOR BREAKFAST OpieOP PUDDING FOR DINNER OpieOP YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT OpieOP TEE EYE WINNER OpieOP
Kapitän zur See 27 Apr, 2017 @ 9:41am 
As an American, I find it offensive that you make fun of our weight for no reason whatsoever. We are smart people and please stop making fun of our weight. One more Insult and ill call 2 guys to help me get me up from my chair and then you will see what a patriotic American can do
Kapitän zur See 26 Apr, 2017 @ 10:12am 
So i went fishing with my dad this day, and everything was going well until we ran out of bait.
My dad had the briliant idea of using my tiny ♥♥♥♥ as bait and by the time i was only 24 so i went with it,
We got this really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big fish and till this day my dad tells me how proud he is of the girl i've became.
Kapitän zur See 26 Apr, 2017 @ 10:12am 
Once i ate my dog's ♥♥♥♥ just because my bird said that i wasn't brave enough. It tasted like my grampa balls, my bird couldn't belive me and started clapping, unfortunaly because he is a bird he started to fly while clapping and flew away, my mom didnt belived me when i told her, so a ate another pile of ♥♥♥♥ to prove she was wrong.
Till this day she clap when i walk past her, so i keep her in the bird cage because im afraid to lose her too.
I miss you captain bug rogers, hope you come back soon.
Kapitän zur See 26 Apr, 2017 @ 9:57am 
My mom caught me naked one time trying to lick my balls, and i couldnt qiute explain her what was happening so i lied to her... Today i am a formed yoga teacher and i love my job!
Kapitän zur See 25 Apr, 2017 @ 7:54am 
4Head PAKISTANI MID ? 4Head INDIAN OFFLANER ? SoBayed UZBEK CARRY ? EleGiggle SWEDISH SUPPORT ? 4Head DANISH CAPTAIN ? SoBayed USA USA! SeemsGood LUL .
Kapitän zur See 18 Apr, 2017 @ 1:11pm 
You know who is a better player, amazing streamer, never smurfs, never flames, and always plays to win: Matumbaman.He is the hero we should be trying to emulate.
Kapitän zur See 18 Apr, 2017 @ 1:03pm 
Just played a game with him on my team, I was nyx and he played mid legion. After winning his mid lane he went for a moonshard as his first item. No bkb all game long or any other "normal" items that would've secured our win. His excuse on stream was "im just having fun", welll thanks waga, for losing me -25 mmr. I hope all the donations and subs you got for that "fun" built was wo
Kapitän zur See 11 Apr, 2017 @ 6:33am 
It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out.
Kapitän zur See 1 Mar, 2017 @ 8:54am 
TriHard TriHard I was walking down the street, when I saw a black guy holding a TV. I thought "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, is that mine?"I went home to check. But nah, mine was at home polishing my shoes. TriHard TriHard
Kapitän zur See 16 Feb, 2017 @ 3:32am 
WASHED UP SKILL FeelsBadMan SCARED TO PLAY IN HIGH SKILL FeelsBadMan PRO CAREER IS DEAD FeelsBadMan STILL LIVING IN THE PAST FeelsBadMan MUST BE OUR TI WINNER FeelsBadMan
Ayy 6 Feb, 2017 @ 6:43am 
ok
Kapitän zur See 6 Feb, 2017 @ 4:20am 
Arteezy stepped out of the bathtub, drenched in Cr1t's semen, as it was his custom to bathe in the jizz of his teammates. He grabbed his EG-logo vibrator and thrusted it in and out of his anus, preparing for Universe's throbbing member in a few hours. As the final act of his morning ritual, he faced towards Fear's exposed schlong and let out a hearty "♥♥♥♥ me, man" that was heard by PPD and Zai who decided to join in on the fun while Suma1l watches
iRayn 2 Feb, 2017 @ 7:27am 
signed by schwanzlochexperte
Kapitän zur See 31 Jan, 2017 @ 4:25pm 
9 out of 10 people in Twitch chat are stupid FailFish Thank God I'm part of the 1%
Kapitän zur See 29 Jan, 2017 @ 7:18am 
Jebaited PUT ANYTHING Jebaited IN BETWEEN Jebaited EMOTES AND Jebaited TWITCH TARDS Jebaited WILL COPY IT Jebaited
Kapitän zur See 23 Jan, 2017 @ 11:32am 
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Kapitän zur See 21 Jan, 2017 @ 11:40am 
TBTacoLeft TBTacoLeft TBCheesePull TBTacoRight WHAT IS INSIDE THAT TACO TBTacoLeft BabyRage TBTacoRight OH NO IT'S RTZ WutFace
Kapitän zur See 20 Jan, 2017 @ 7:05am 
Guys can you please not spam the chat. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat.
Kapitän zur See 18 Jan, 2017 @ 11:48am 
This is Weh Sing's mom, please tell my son to put on some shoes, he is going to catch asianman flu and become very very sick. Please tell him we worry for him, he wont listen to me ever since we started serving doge at the family restaurant. I don't understand him, why against eating dog and name dog after food? Pls tell him we love him very much.
Kapitän zur See 12 Jan, 2017 @ 4:15am 
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Kapitän zur See 8 Jan, 2017 @ 3:50am 
I find it hilarious when Americans type "RofL" these overweight dumbos cant even get up from their chairs by themselves and just imagine them "rolling on the floor laughing" (rofl) its hilarious how they are desperate to show us that they are flexible when they are not
Kapitän zur See 8 Jan, 2017 @ 3:30am 
BrokeBack OMG WEEHAR BrokeBack WITH THE LUNER BrokeBack USES MANTER BrokeBack TO DODGE LAGUNER BrokeBack FROM THE LINER BrokeBack MUST BE TOBER BrokeBack
Kapitän zur See 29 Dec, 2016 @ 4:55am 
What if Keeper of the Light is a horse, not a horseman? It does make sence, because soul of this old man - is a pure light. And horse is a keeper of this man. Keeper of the Light.
Kapitän zur See 18 Dec, 2016 @ 3:58am 
lost sheever to odpixel ✓ FeelsBadMan lost nara to singsing ✓ FeelsBadMan lost bubu to s4 ✓ FeelsBadMan got helena ✓ FeelsGoodMan lost helena to autism ✓FeelsBadMan can't reach to 8k ✓ FeelsBadMan less viewers than arteezy ✓ FeelsBadMan must be bulldong FeelsBadMan .
Kapitän zur See 15 Dec, 2016 @ 7:18am 
haHAA Ich bin 12 bei dem Weg haHAA
Kapitän zur See 10 Dec, 2016 @ 2:04pm 
2006 graphics SeemsGood Pay to win SeemsGood 90% of champions are useless SeemsGood No replays SeemsGood No Sandbox SeemsGood SeemsGood Dynamic Queue SeemsGood No in-client viewing SeemsGood Strict meta, zero diversity SeemsGood Must be LoL SeemsGood
Kapitän zur See 3 Dec, 2016 @ 4:38am 
I always grab my ♥♥♥♥ when an earthquake happens, then my hand automatically strokes ♥♥♥♥. I feel as if I have sex with the earth. The fear fades away.
Kapitän zur See 23 Nov, 2016 @ 5:40am 
You are playing against Alliance. You do not ban Furion because you can counter it. Alliance instantly picks Furion. You lose against Alliance. You ban Furion next time you play against Alliance because you're not stupid.
Kapitän zur See 20 Nov, 2016 @ 5:23am 
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Seal of approval 30 Oct, 2016 @ 10:16am 
The economy of Zimbabwe shrank significantly after 2000, resulting in a desperate situation for the country – widespread poverty and an 95%unemployment rate.[10] Zimbabwe's participation from 1998 to 2002 in the war in the Democratic Republic of the Congo set the stage for this deterioration by draining the country of hundreds of millions of dollars.[11]Hyperinflation in Zimbabwe was a major problem from about 2003 to April 2009, when the country suspended its own currency. Zimbabwe faced 231 million percent peak hyperinflation in 2008.[12] A combination of the abandonment of the Zimbabwe dollar and a government of national unity in 2009 resulted in a period of positive economic growth for the first time in a decade.
Kapitän zur See 18 Oct, 2016 @ 6:07am 
FreakinStinkin THENKS FreakinStinkin FER FreakinStinkin SEBBIN FreakinStinkin WELCOME FreakinStinkin TO THE FreakinStinkin KEPPA FreakinStinkin KLEB FreakinStinkin
Kapitän zur See 12 Oct, 2016 @ 8:54am 
MY PuppeyFace FAVORITE PuppeyFace HERO PuppeyFace IS PuppeyFace LEGION PuppeyFace COMMANDER PuppeyFace EVER PuppeyFace WONDERED PuppeyFace PuppeyFace WHY? PuppeyFace
Kapitän zur See 11 Oct, 2016 @ 12:39am 
The scariest moment in my time with secret was during our practices, when Puppey would walk around with a machete and talk about how he always wanted to see what the inside of a human looked like. He said he had experimented on animals before and he wanted to go for the real thing. I believed him.
Kapitän zur See 10 Oct, 2016 @ 12:39pm 
PuppeyFace ITS A DIRTY GAME PuppeyFace ITS A DIRTY WORLD PuppeyFace I USED YOUR SALARY TO BUY A GAMER GIRL PuppeyFace AINT NO TELLIN WHO I’D FIGHT FOR THAT PAPER PuppeyFace WHEN IT COMES TO BREAKING MONITORS I GOT A MAJOR! PuppeyFace
Kapitän zur See 10 Oct, 2016 @ 11:23am 
A PuppeyFace real dota captain can build a percent pyramid! PuppeyFace PuppeyFace Try like me! Can't without a brkn monitor PuppeyFace PuppeyFace PuppeyFace And now my pay is 10% higher PuppeyFace PuppeyFace PuppeyFace PuppeyFace Can you kick 5 players? PuppeyFace PuppeyFace PuppeyFace PuppeyFace PuppeyFace fight me kid
Kapitän zur See 10 Oct, 2016 @ 3:57am 
Can SpyShelter protect my monitor from headphones?? Jebaited PuppeyFace
Kapitän zur See 29 Sep, 2016 @ 10:01am 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kapitän zur See 25 Sep, 2016 @ 11:12am 
100 kilos ? Yeap OMGScoots 8K MMR ? Nope LUL TI Winner ? Yeap Kreygasm Grills? Nope FeelsBadMan Friendzoned ? yeap EleGiggle