Recent reviews by Dyad

Destroy Ecosystems Together

Collect Fancy Sweaters

Survive Till September

Don't Starve Forever

then get killed by some skinny bird and try again.

A typical day in TERA:

1. Go to local town.
2. Callout to random people for someone who would sell themselves to do menial labour for us.
3. About 5 people enlist and join our party.
4. We slay many mobs.
5. We dance around a fireplace.
6. We screw around with emotes.
7. It is 4.50am irl.
8. I sit down in a corner and announce my leave.
9. Everyone cri.
10. I cry myself to sleep.
11. Rinse and repeat steps 1-10.

*Super Mutant enters room*

Super Mutant: Give me the Stealthboy Mk II or I will splatter this room with your insides.

[Speech 80] No.

Super Mutant: Ok, I have a better perspective on the situation now and I will withdraw my request.

*Super Mutant walks away*

10/10 the best speech options, would charm a mutant again

A bubble pops up showing drugs, and I manage to track it down to a prisoner who was already in an euphoric high and was abusing drugs. After exposing him, I decide that he should go to solitary confinement and a fellow nearby guard begins to escort him.

Thinking everything was fine and dandy, in about 2 minutes, a box appeared saying that there has been 1 death today. Fearing a riot, I search for the source and I see a body of a pale prisoner who died from drug overdose.

10/10 Rip in pieces druglord

An explosion went off in my house halfway through a game of Conquest with me playing Ah Puch (someone who blows stuff up). Still finished the game.

Turns out it was a coconut that exploded in half. My mind is blown.

10/10 dedication fun game

A love story about three men with tiny heads, big guns, a chainsaw and the inability to jump. 10/10

cool game ngl

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie...

Committed suicide until I respawned to my friend. We go to an abandoned farmhouse stark naked. We spend 15 min proning and roleplaying a snake and reached the house. We wait till night, so that im perfectly camouflaged but my friend turned out to be a fluorescent white. I used him as a decoy and he got mauled by zombies. I reached the house and realised that there was a locked door. I heard a gunshot and ran away. 10/10 would roleplay a snake again.