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214.9 hrs on record (106.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is not for the impatient who wants hack 'n' slash, guns blazing and careless gameplay. This has all the elements a zombie survival game should have; stealth, hunger, thirst, weather system and their accompanying effects. This game is so complex, I died from a wound I got from vaulting a window without clearing the glass shards first then it got infected because of dirty clothes and failing to find antibiotics. The music is God-tier too. The mini jumpscares send shivers down my spine because they're so unexpected like peeking down a window whose curtains are open.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Posted 19 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
unoptimized and stutters a lot. Not recommended in pc
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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141.6 hrs on record (65.9 hrs at review time)
nice
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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