After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the
month than you did before.
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Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real
with the ideal never goes unpunished.
-- Goethe
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"Remember, extremism in the nondefense of moderation is not a virtue."
-- Peter Neumann, about usenet
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Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder.
-- Sigmund Freud
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Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
-- Jim Horning
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Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
- Frank Zappa
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Princess Leia:
I love you.
Han Solo:
I know.
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- "I thought swords had to be straight."
- "Perhaps they start out straight and go bendy with use. A lot of things
do."
-- Odour-eaters, right? Yeah, she means odour-eaters.
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
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