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83.2 hrs on record (77.0 hrs at review time)
Get that bucket on, soldier. You've got enemies of DEMOCRACY to stand against.

Never give in. Never surrender. SERVICE GUARANTEES SUPER CITIZENSHIP.
Posted 4 May. Last edited 6 May.
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0.0 hrs on record
IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING THE GLITCH THAT MAKES THE GAME NOT LOAD:

Deactivate DLC 2.5 if you don't want to get this yet. Your game will be playable.

Also, on a more important note: YUUUUUUUUUUUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

I don't know Chinese, sadly...so I will wait warmly until English is ready.
Posted 4 August, 2023.
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158.3 hrs on record (36.5 hrs at review time)
Chen came to my house, called me a bird-brain, and broke my kneecaps. 11/10 I want High alcohol beverage.
Posted 3 August, 2023.
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174.6 hrs on record (166.9 hrs at review time)
If you don't think this game is the best peckin' thing then you can get the peck outta my face.
Posted 11 June, 2023.
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31.5 hrs on record (24.6 hrs at review time)
As a former XvT player back in the MSN Gaming Zone days....this is a good game. It's missing some of the magic from the old days, you don't really get the epic multi capital ship chaotic battles of the before times with the Fleet Battle mode, but this game plays as slick as I remember XvT playing back in the day, and I had a MUCH simpler flight stick back then.

Problem is...same with almost everything EA touches...the player base is near dead. The story mode is ok, but because it's EA this game wasn't given the attention it could have been given to end up a new classic. I am sad I didn't play it more back when it first released, but that's a personal problem.

Still, even if I can't get matches, it's fun to come back to this and tear around the practice stage re-living my old glory days. If you're looking to play this Multiplayer, I can't recommend it...and sadly that's MOST of what this game is here to offer. What little I did play of it when the player numbers were up was super fun and exciting, but unless this game gets a strange second wind I don't see it being worth it to purchase.

I'm still gonna give it a thumbs up, though, because I don't have the heart to do otherwise. Come back to me, XvT. Come back to me, Squadrons. Let me re-live my days in Fox Squadron playing tournaments through MSN.

Sadly, Ace Pilots never die....they just fade away.
Posted 30 March, 2022.
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6.6 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
Teaches you, finally, how to shot web. Also lasers.

10/10 would Salticidae again
Posted 25 March, 2022.
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244.6 hrs on record (108.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Do not get this game. You will be lost to the wash, lost in the sauce, lost to the power of pressurized water. The filth, sluicing away in disgustingly perfect lines revealing the pristine perfection beneath is something you cannot resist, something that cannot be denied. Each *DING* propelling you onward into absolute cleanliness, bringing you closer to Godliness than you have ever DARED to imagine is a trap that will sink its hooks into you and NEVER let you go. The spiral into pristine sparkle will slowly erase you from existence, your own mother will forget your name and your family will report you missing only to find you have been vanquishing filth on a scale that cannot be understood by mortals.

Do not get this game....unless your devotion is unmatched. Dot not get this game...unless you are READY.

10/10 am continuing to have my WASD hand go numb again....except there's also controller support.
Posted 25 March, 2022.
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18.6 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
IT'S RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 16 December, 2021.
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46.8 hrs on record (33.4 hrs at review time)
I kill, I die, I get up and kill again. It's a vicious cycle. If you can name every video game reference on the walls I hear the devlopers personally come to your house, call you a nerd, and give you an atomic wedgie because that's how it happened to them.
Posted 16 September, 2018.
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