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competition already has the order.
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Does biff in bo work
coz it biffin doesn't beep
an if biff in bo is broke
then biff in bo I will delete
I've tried biff in bo with 'y'
I've tried biff in bo with '-y'
no biffin output does it show
so poor wee biff is gonna go.
-- John Spence <jspence@lynx.net.au> on debian-user
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For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
-- Gore Vidal
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"... And remember: if you don't like the news, go out and make some of
your own."
-- "Scoop" Nisker, KFOG radio reporter Preposterous Words
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I saw a man pursuing the Horizon,
'Round and round they sped.
I was disturbed at this,
I accosted the man,
"It is futile," I said.
"You can never--"
"You lie!" He cried,
and ran on.
-- Stephen Crane
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Verbing weirds language.
--- Calvin.
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💎 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 👹
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What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody
ever asks to see 'em? -- Calvin
Why can't I ever build character at a Miami condo or a casino somewhere?
-- Calvin
A voice crackles in Calvin's radio:
"Enemy fighters at two o'clock!"
"Roger. What should I do until then?"
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