Recent reviews by dalt

alcohol in this game is your best friend , just like in real life

boring as hell , put me to sleep

Yes it is absolutely worth the money

100% accurate experience of living in arizona

this is a game about an evil spaghetti monster who eats people. i like this game

Story is acceptable, bosses are good
Enemies are cool and have plentiful variants, but combat can feel sluggish

Arena is cool, but some missions are not fun or just repetitive
If there was a mid option I would pick that

> See someone use the trollface emoticon on an outside game
> "Hey, that looks pretty funny, I wonder what game's point shop sells this"
> 79 cents for the game
> Can afford that

Heres the kicker...

> Have to play 2 hours of the game in order to achieve the requirements to finally purchase the trollface

You have just been trolled :ujel:

> Cue 2 hours of playing ragewars as a background application to achieve maximum playtime
> "Finally, I have purchased the trollface"

> realise something terribly wrong...
1. You cannot refund the game since you played 2 hours of rage wars
2. You have just lost 79 cents and a dollar from buying the trollface
3. Thats 1.79 you are never getting back...

The game has just trolled you again :ujel:

THIS is your brain on drugs

i hate this game

you can play as a fat racist and a russian mob boss