Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how many crewmates I kill a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop killing crewmates? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A crewmate does his tasks and gets killed and you think that of me? No. I am the one whose sus!

-rep stole my peanuts and said "Better be quicker than that buddy"

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-rep I saw dailyoffender at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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