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12 of 28 (43%) achievements earned:
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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2021 @ 10:08am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2021 @ 10:08am

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 9:00am

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 5:13am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 5:45am

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 9:11am

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 6:48am

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2021 @ 5:26am

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2021 @ 10:24am

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2021 @ 10:51am

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2021 @ 3:10am



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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