It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

I am the police, and I'm here to arrest you.

You've broken the law. I did not write the law. I may even disagree with the law but I will enforce it.

No matter how you plead, cajole, beg or attempt to stir my sympathies, nothing you do will stop me from placing you in a steel cage with gray bars.

If you run away I will chase you.

If you fight me I will fight back.

If you shoot at me I will shoot back.

By law I am unable to walk away.

I am a consequence. I am the unpaid bill. I am fate with a badge and a gun.

Behind my badge is a heart like yours.

I bleed, I think, I love, and yes I can be killed.

And although I am but one man, I have thousands of brothers and sisters who are the same as me.

They will lay down their lives for me, and I them.

We stand watch together.

The thin-blue-line, protecting the prey from the predators, the good from the bad.

We are the police.

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