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tealova 27 Feb @ 8:54am 
please stop calling me racial slurs it really hurts my feelings.
Sneaky McMeowpants 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:57pm 
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Sneaky McMeowpants 23 Aug, 2021 @ 11:00pm 
"Instructions for this meditation: (Suggested time for this meditation is 15 minutes):
1. Use your own technique to bring you to a relaxed state of consciousness
2. State your intent to bring peace and healing to the situations in Afghanistan.
3. Invoke the Violet Flame from its primary source to place a circle of protection around you during and after the meditation. Ask it to transmute anything that does not serve the Light.
4. Visualize a pillar of pink Light, emanating from the Galactic Central Sun and then descending down through your body and deep into the center of the Earth.
5. Visualize this Light flowing through your heart and then through your hands directly to everybody in Afghanistan, harmonizing everyone and bringing peace. Let the pink Light then flow onwards, healing all other conflicts worldwide.
Sneaky McMeowpants 30 Dec, 2020 @ 8:26pm 
I'm sure that 2020 has done at least some irreparable psychic damage to all people, but unfortunately, for my boyfriend, this has manifested in the form of him referring to his ♥♥♥ as "Greggnog" non-stop. This month he has been using the term almost exclusively, in all contexts, and it is driving me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane. I sat him down to talk last week, and I asked him very clearly and directly to stop. At the time, he said he would, and it did slow down for a few days, but it is now four days after Christmas and he's back at it again with no end in sight.

He absolutely means the world to me, and I saw myself spending the rest of my life with him, but I have serious doubts now whether or not I can if every Christmas is going to be like this. So please, reddit, what do I do to make this stop for good?
Sneaky McMeowpants 30 Dec, 2020 @ 8:26pm 
First off: I am not joking. I wish I was joking.

I've been with my wonderful boyfriend Greg for over 4 years now, and this Christmas was our third spent together. He's so much fun to be around, handsome, charming, and our sex life is great. Except for one small problem.

Every year now starting in December he starts referring to his ♥♥♥ as "Greggnog." When I first heard him say this, it was in the context of a joke, so I laughed, and then I forgot about it. A few days after this, we're exchanging some spicy texts before he gets home from work he says to me, in all seriousness, "I can't wait to pour Greggnog all over your face." I could not believe he just said that to me, but I didn't know what else to do at the time but go along with it.

Fast forward to this December. This phrase re-enters his vocabulary at the same time every year. It makes me cringe beyond belief, but until this year he used it sparingly enough for me to just be able to laugh and say "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up."
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