Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 D9pepper

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 22 Apr 2015 @ 5:45am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 2 Feb 2016 @ 6:21am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 23 Apr 2015 @ 2:50am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Didapatkan pada 10 Des 2019 @ 10:14am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 23 Apr 2015 @ 3:22am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 23 Apr 2015 @ 3:03am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 5 Feb 2016 @ 7:45am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 7 Feb 2016 @ 12:51am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 25 Des 2016 @ 4:08am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 26 Des 2016 @ 5:12am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Didapatkan pada 4 Nov 2019 @ 9:26am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 25 Des 2016 @ 3:52am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Didapatkan pada 1 Nov 2019 @ 5:51pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Didapatkan pada 13 Nov @ 12:04pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 1 Nov 2019 @ 5:51pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Didapatkan pada 14 Nov @ 11:05am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 28 Apr 2015 @ 5:26am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Didapatkan pada 13 Nov @ 11:59am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 28 Nov 2017 @ 8:37pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Didapatkan pada 1 Nov 2019 @ 5:27am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 23 Apr 2015 @ 2:41am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 26 Des 2016 @ 4:36am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 4 Nov 2019 @ 9:50am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 28 Nov 2017 @ 8:18pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Didapatkan pada 16 Nov @ 12:18pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Didapatkan pada 23 Apr 2015 @ 2:38am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 25 Nov 2017 @ 3:08am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 7 Feb 2016 @ 1:12am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 22 Apr 2015 @ 5:43am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 23 Apr 2015 @ 3:28am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 23 Apr 2015 @ 3:05am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Didapatkan pada 28 Apr 2015 @ 5:28am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 22 Apr 2015 @ 5:41am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 23 Apr 2015 @ 3:43am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 28 Apr 2015 @ 5:45am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 23 Apr 2015 @ 3:37am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 25 Des 2016 @ 3:50am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 1 Nov 2019 @ 5:13am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Didapatkan pada 1 Nov 2019 @ 4:42pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Didapatkan pada 13 Nov @ 12:08pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Didapatkan pada 23 Apr 2015 @ 3:00am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Didapatkan pada 31 Okt 2019 @ 3:20pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Didapatkan pada 31 Okt 2019 @ 2:59pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Didapatkan pada 14 Nov @ 9:21am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Didapatkan pada 15 Mei @ 1:41pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Didapatkan pada 4 Nov 2019 @ 8:47am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Didapatkan pada 1 Nov 2019 @ 4:49pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

14 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

16 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

5 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30