All-American superstar celebrity of sexuality, fashion icon and vanguard, gentleman loan shark, wielder of a small ♥♥♥♥ and a big dream, and purveyor and connoisseur of like-wise beautiful men. Come to me for financial advise if you don't like having lots of money, and solicit me for sexual advise if you don't like having lots of sex. I am the heroics into Sainte Dévote. I am more handsome than you.

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