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Recent reviews by Diva

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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Terrible aim trainer and terrible jerk off material but I like the concept
Posted 16 April, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
5.1 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Story is pretty good but the dialogue is unbelievably slow (literally) and the playtime could be more than halved if the dialogue wasn't poorly paced. I chose to break up with my girlfriend so I could be with my true soulmate and just be bros, but he eventually got a girlfriend and I was left heartbroken.
Posted 24 March, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The art style is pretty good but every other aspect of the game falls flat. Combat, game and level design, story, UI, DUNGEONS. The dungeons seem like the core gameplay but they're filled with unavoidable fights. The combat system looks like a lot of thought was put into the design but it's just boring because all you have to do is spam attacks. The level designs are super inconsistent, changing between floors in the dungeon. A lot of the time I'm surprised by something being interactable or being able to walk to a certain area because there's nothing that indicates you can walk there or interact with an object. I'm not sure why I'm collecting pretty much every item because the systems weren't introduced or glossed over at best and there are too many items being introduced at once, similar to their combat system. There aren't any good indicators of where the hell or what the hell you should be doing. There's no reason for a dungeon floor to be 10-15 minutes of gameplay when you have to get through six in the first hour of playing. No idea what the hell is going on in the story or why I have to go through six ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ floors with a ton of unavoidable fights just for a snippet of story. I know UI is hard to do well but the UI in this game seems like someone who has never made UI for a game was given the task of designing UI for their first time.
The game needs to be simplified in a lot of aspects OR have complex systems gradually introduced. Pretty much EVERYTHING about this game besides the art needs a ton of work. Thanks for letting me have sex with a centaur but wow this game is boring and unfun and I hope whoever designed the gameplay reflects on their game before it gets released because as it is, this is one of the worst games I've bought. Great art though (compliment sandwich).
Posted 23 December, 2023. Last edited 23 December, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Very cute game.
Posted 27 October, 2020.
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