My, how you've changed since I've changed.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives
with the same name they started with. Much family effort goes into
selecting one at the start ("She looks like a Winnifred to *me*"), and the
as the years roll by it suddenly finds itself being called Meepo or Ratbag.
(The Unadulterated Cat)
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The more I see of men the more I admire dogs.
-- Mme De Sevigne, 1626-1696
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Mal: "Say that to my face."

Man: I said, you're a coward, and a pisspot. Now what are you going to do?

Mal: "I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you." (Zoe
punches the thug out) "Drunks are so cute."
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What is involved in such [close] relationships is a form of emotional
chemistry, so far unexplained by any schoo

-rep troll

NOOB

gowno xd

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥ nuub XD

-rep, he's fapping