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31 of 50 (62%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2021 @ 11:35pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 12:08am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2021 @ 3:35am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 9:54pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2021 @ 9:39am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2021 @ 9:39am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2021 @ 2:35am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2021 @ 2:17am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 12:39am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 1:17am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 10:28pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2021 @ 9:39am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2021 @ 2:39am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2021 @ 1:18am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2021 @ 2:42am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 12:06am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 11:19pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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