i need me a cat which just stares at me relentlessly with the most blank expression possible -- i would like it to look at me with the widest and most vacuous pupils ever seen on a lil critter -- like a deer staring into headlights; already dead -- it would peek thru windows, cracks in doors, from the ceiling, etc -- like anatidaephobia but with a cat, y'know? does this make sense to anyone