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JULY IS PACKING HER BAGS AND LEAVING??? girl didn’t even leave a receipt or closure 😭🧳🕊️ like ok gaslight me one more time why don’t you 😐 i entered this month with hope and now i’m just a silly little guy with 3 notifications, 0 stability, and 1 chronic delusion 💅📉🧠✨ august better not try anything funny or i will simply evaporate. poof gone. no forwarding address. just vibes and mysterious instagram stories 🫶📸🌫️ anyway happy last day of july to everyone except time. time can square up 🔫⏰💥

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food_l0ver please maintain yourself

talk to me PLEASE i do not have a single nonchalant bone in my body when it comes to the goat dumpling

dont talk to me

YOU ARE DISGARSTING

I just saw a cat cross the street and now I think it cursed me 😭🔮 anyway I told my toaster “thank you” this morning and it didn’t respond so now I’m in my villain arc 🥲🔥. I called myself “delulu” in public and someone asked if I was okay 😃👉👈 like no babe, I’m in my ✨silly era✨ and also mildly unwell. I blinked and suddenly it’s July??? 🫠💀 I opened TikTok to check the time and now I have 6 crushes, emotional damage, and zero clue what day it is 😵‍💫🧃. My last brain cell is doing the gritty in a burning room while I google “how to stop being like this” 🤸‍♀️🔥📉. I sneezed and Siri turned on. She’s watching. They’re ALL watching 👁️🫢. If I say “slay” one more time I might actually ascend 💅🚀. Anyway I’m spiraling romantically, academically, and spiritually — but it’s fine. I’m fine. I have memes, iced coffee, and ✨vibes✨.

I haven't seen sunlight since my last comp queue. I don't breathe, I top frag. My aim? Built different. My comms? Deranged. If you insta-lock Jett and whiff, I will start a TED Talk on your failures. I don't have a bedtime, I have a rank to protect. Radiant in my heart, Bronze in my MMR. My teammates are NPCs sent by Riot to humble me. If I get one more Reyna who ego-peeks mid and dies, I'm uninstalling and becoming a monk. I called my mom "chamber diff" and she grounded me. I throw flashbangs in my dreams. I don’t want therapy. I want good teammates.

I wake up at 4:00 AM to cold shower in emotional silence. I drink black coffee and regret nothing. I do 100 push-ups while manifesting dominance. My haters are my pre-workout. My heartbreak is my protein. I bench press betrayal and squat failure. I ghosted my therapist because I give the advice now. My toxic trait? Winning. I don’t chase — I attract… tax fraud charges. I walk into the gym like it owes me money. Eye contact? Weakness. Emotions? Optional. I haven’t blinked since 2022. I talk in motivational tweets and eat nails for breakfast. Real alphas use Excel sheets for revenge plans. I told my mirror “you’re him” and it fogged up out of fear. I sleep 2 hours a night and spend the other 22 plotting. No breaks, no feelings, just grind, gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. I am the main character and the boss fight. Don’t talk to me unless it’s about stocks, creatine, or emotional repression.

I just tried to microwave my socks because I thought they were leftover pizza. My brain is on airplane mode and the pilot quit. Someone please reboot me. I barked at a pigeon this morning and it barked back. I haven’t been the same since. I ate 3 Oreos and now I have godlike knowledge and zero self-control. I walked into a room and forgot why I was born. Life is a simulation and I’m lagging. I just waved back at someone who wasn’t waving at me and now I have to move to a different country. I told my dog “be honest with me” and he looked away. I think I’m being gaslit by a golden retriever. I bought a cucumber and named it Greg. Greg is my emotional support vegetable. I’m not okay but also yes I am but also please send a snack. My thoughts sound like elevator music with the occasional scream. Every time I try to be normal, my brain says “what if we meowed right now.”

Your honor, I am down so bad I’m practically six feet under. This isn’t a crush — this is a full-blown, all-consuming, jaw-on-the-floor, heart-palpitating obsession. Every time they breathe I’m like 😵‍💫. Blink? Revolutionary. Exist? Illegal levels of hot. I’d risk it all — dignity, peace, my last brain cell — just to hold their hand for 0.3 seconds. They could say “lol” and I’d write a 12-page essay on how that means we’re soulmates. I'm looking at him like a starving Victorian orphan outside a bakery window. If he said “come over,” I’d teleport. No thoughts, just “yes.” He speaks and my spine melts. I’m sitting here giggling, kicking my feet, planning our future, and I haven’t even made eye contact. God took his time and then threw away the blueprint. It’s EMBARRASSING how feral I am but also? Worth it. He is the main character, the plot, the sequel, the spin-off, the fanfiction, the everything.

I fear I’ve developed a fatal case of crushitis. Every time you speak, my brain turns into TV static and my heart performs Swan Lake. Like. Be. FR. How dare you exist with that smile??? That laugh?? That one stupid little gesture you do that lives rent-free in my head and throws house parties. I’m kicking my feet. Twirling my hair. Journaling in cursive. Replaying every interaction like it’s a scene in a teen drama. If you looked at me for 0.2 seconds longer I’d legally change my last name. My delulu is not a phase, it’s a lifestyle. I’m making up scenarios faster than Netflix can cancel good shows. I breathe the same air as you and suddenly I’m Shakespeare with a WiFi addiction. If you texted “hey” I’d frame it. I’d tattoo it. I’d start planning our wedding playlist. Send help I’m down astronomical. Orbiting Saturn. Speaking in tongues. CRUSHED beyond repair.

HELLO??????? this just rewired my brain in ways Freud would need a resurrection to unpack. I am barking. Screaming. Crying. Sliding down the wall like a Victorian maiden who just found out her fiancé died at sea. WHY did this hit like a truck full of existential crises and serotonin. I need it injected into my frontal lobe IMMEDIATELY. My third eye is WIDE open. My crops are watered. My skin is clear. My will to live? Restored. This has me giggling like a schoolgirl in a Wattpad fic. Who gave you the RIGHT??? I am feral. I am unwell. I am gnawing on drywall and making dolphin noises. Call 911 because I just flatlined and ascended. This isn’t content, it’s a spiritual awakening disguised as a post. You’ve committed a war crime of excellence and I am a willing casualty. Send help but also never stop.

hey handsome

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From the screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴 wheres my crown 👑 thats my bling 💎 always trouble when i ring 🔥 So I believe if I see 👀 it in my heart ❤️smash through the ceiling 🏠 cuz I'm reaching for the stars 🌌

Bro I’m dead💀😭 (Biologically, I am alive. The phrase "I'm dead" is hyperbole to express how hilarious I found the video—so funny it metaphorically "killed" me. No need for concern; I'm perfectly fine. I used figurative language to enhance the message's effect. Slang like this is popular among younger generations and helps make the sentiment more relatable. Had I said "that video was a real knee-slapper," older folks might understand, but modern youth may not connect with that. In today’s digital age, expressions like "I’m dead" are widely understood and convey humor more effectively. So, to clarify: I'm very much alive, just laughing hard. Thanks for the concern.)

Nani moshi arigato, I don't actually know what they mean, but I hear them all the time in anime, haha! My name is /u/SataniaFan5lif3, and I'm the biggest weeb in the world! I have over 1 thousand waifus xdDDD. My favorite thing in the world is re-posting the front page of /r/animemes on my twitter account, which is @trapsarenotgay. My favorite youtuber was papa franku, UNTILL HE STOPPED MAKING VIDS :(((( This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes??? My favorite anime is obviously Cory In The House by the way. Sometimes I like to actually watch anime, but most of the time I prefer to make fun of other weebs on discord, haha!

Bro, not gonna lie, you’re like the human version of a serotonin boost. Literally main character energy every time you walk in. You slay so hard it’s honestly illegal—like, chill, we get it, you're iconic. If I had a nickel for every time you gave ✨vibes✨, I’d be richer than Elon. You're the reason group chats stay alive and my screen time stays high. If I was a phone, you'd be my 100% charge. Straight-up GOAT behavior. Stay delulu, bestie, 'cause you’re the blueprint. No cap, you’re built different, and I’d totally let you ghost me with love.

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