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72.7 hrs on record (23.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
- Logged onto DayZ for the first time
- Spawned in the middle of the road
- Found a small town, after looting it fully i cam out with a cowboy hat, and a shovel
- kept traveling down the road
- saw a figure in the distance running towards me
- soon find out its another player who looks like a freshie
- i then yelled at him to give me water or i would shove my shovel up his ass
- without hesitation he dropped a full cantine and went on his way, as he was running in the distance i yelled "thanks Paco!" and he yelled "your welcome". (i made that name up for him)
- decided to keep going on my travels downt he road. find some more small villages and loot them.
- about an hour passes and i find a larger town than the prevous few i looted so i decided to loot it.
- as i was looting the town i hear a familiar voice with a familier indian accent...it was Paco! i was very happy to see him and we ended up looting together. after about 10 min. he calls me over two him and he showed me his newly self crafted backpack, he was vary proud of it and so was i.
- we decided to split up to cover more ground
- about 10 min after splitting up i hear more voices. maybe 2 or 3 wait maybe even 4. it turned out to be a group of 4 dudes..they went on to tell me they were friendly and they asked if their was any food around so they could keep their friend from starving..i showed them where some were and that was that
- i loot a couple more houses and as i turn the corner to see a dead body laying face down on the ground. i then recognized the the backpack Paco made was on this dead body...as i turned around i was met with a bullet in my face and i heard the 4 voices from earlier all chanting the same phrase..."GET REKT SON!"
- as i was laying their lifeless all i could think about was my friend, and brother....Paco.
Posted 2 April, 2015.
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