Caden Miller, Jack of All Trades: Businessman, Professional Software Engineer, Music Critic, Entrepreneur, Tech Genius, Pinnacle of Human Composition, Award-Winning Author, Beloved Game Designer, Producer, Lyricist, Camera Wizard, Method Actor, Critical Race Theorist, Hacker, Advisor, Top Tier Dumbass, Human Rights Violator, Nintendo-Influenced Otherkin, Dougie Enjoyer, Homosexual Supreme, Extra Large Pepperoni Deluxe, Hamburger Helper, Evel Knievel, Anti-LGBTQ+ Activist, Open-Closed Principle Proprietor, Sex Worker, Multi-Billionaire Playboy, ASMRtist, Star Trek soyjak, and former 37th US President.