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Very fun, very cutesy, very demure, characters look gay and trans.

So far its like a demo but whats available feels very promising.

ZA WARUDO

literally me

You were the chosen one!

You can't dodge 50 billion homing missiles coupled with a 300m long, highly maneuverable Fireblade Tornado, but who cares? The Foot Badge is unlocked in the first arena mission! Michael Zaki does it again.

このゲームをプレイしていると人を殺したくなります。現実世界で人を撃ち殺したい。(„• ֊ •„)


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When 3rd Dyson Sphere construction started 烧焦的住所 PC broadcast status signal: "Cataclysm Supercharged-Betelgeuse Reactor Meltdown" 核聚变事件. Game generated the heat of a star in the comfort of my home 明星模拟导致脱衣打球.

Climax moment for me was when i obtained my own humble abode after 90 hours and finally hung up Hierarch Hemmelfart on the wall next to my bed.

DONT BE FOOLED BY THE FACADE! THIS GAME IS A PLACE OF UNTOLD SUFFERING WHICH YOU WILL ALL ENDURE! THE GREAT SEVEN MOUTHED BEAST MAR'FUNGOLAX WAITS FOR YOU! SPIDERS OF ENAMEL WILL BUILD NEW WOMBS FOR THEIR YOUNG INSIDE YOUR TEETH! MEAT BUGS WILL INFEST YOUR MUSCLE! TUNNELING AND BORING INTO YOUR IMMORTAL FORM TO CREATE THE UPMOST AGONY. THEY WILL BUILD AND BIRTH GENERATIONS BENEATH YOUR SKIN! THOUSANDS OF YEARS WILL PASS AND THE HOLES IN YOUR FLESH WILL ONLY BE BORED DEEPER! SPIRES OF DEATH CODED IN P⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦I⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦S⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦S S⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦H⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦I⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦T AND THE WORST INSECTS BEYOND MORTAL IMAGINATION ALL SCRATCHING AT THE BLOOD RED SKYLINE. YOU WILL THEN AWAIT THE RETURN OF GOD BUT YOU SHALL ONLY KNOW THE INSECTIAL VOID OF SHAMALU AND THE GREAT R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦AP⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦IN⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦G PIT OF GRAKATOSH! YOUR MEAT WILL BEAR HARVEST TO THE GREAT PIG FATTY. YOU WILL KNOW ONLY AND LIVE ONLY TO PROVIDE THE ETERNAL HOG MORE MEAT COVERED IN SO MUCH FILTH AND ROT.
AFTER EONS OF PROVIDING YOU ARE DROPPED IN THE FOREST OF HUMA WHERE YOU ARE GREETED BY THE OLD TIMBER ONE! HIS ROOTS SHALL BORE WITHIN YOU AND TOUCH YOUR SOUL! IT WILL BE IMMENSELY PAINFUL! THERE HE WILL JUDGE YOU! THERE EXISTS FOURTEEN REGIONS ON THE INFESTED PLAINS OF MEAT! WE USUALLY SEND NEW ARRIVALS TO GRAGUSH' MAKALETH THE GREAT BARREN STINK WASTE. IT IS A PLACE OF FOUL ODORS, GREAT SADNESS AND CARNIVOROUS HOUSEPLANTS THAT BARK. IT IS ALSO THE PLACE OF THE TINY BLACK MONKEY MEN WHO LOVE TO R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦A⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦P⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦E NEW ARRIVALS BUT AVOID THE OLD BLOOD DUE TO THE FACT MANY OF OUR OLDEST ONES HAVE CONTRACTED EVERY HELLSPAWN PARASITE KNOWN TO US AND ARE LITERAL WALKING, WEEPING PUS BLANKETS DRAPED OVER A SKELETAL SHEET WHICH ALSO IS INFECTED WITH MORE PARASITES. BONE PARASITIC INFECTIONS ARE THE MOST COMMON AS IT IS YAHWEHS WISH TO CAUSE THE MOST PAIN TO THEM.⁦⁦⁦⁦
DID I MENTION YOU ARE R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦A⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦P⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦ED, ALOT. I MEAN YOU HEAR ABOUT DEMONS R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦A⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦PI⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦NG YOU DOWN HERE BUT WHAT WE GOT GOING ON ITS.. ITS JUST RIDICULOUS DUDE. SEE A TREE? R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦AP⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦ED! WALKING TO THE SUFFERING CAVES OF WEEPING? R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦A⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦PE⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦D! CRYING OUT FOR GOD? R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦A⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦P⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦E⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦D. RA⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦P⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦E⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦D BY FIRE, R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦A⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦P⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦ED BY PARSITES. INPREGNANTED WITH PARASITIC FIRE THAT ONCE YOU GIVE BIRTH THROUGH YOUR PENAL CANAL GUESS WHAT? THATS RIGHT BUDDY IT R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦A⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦P⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦ES YOU. LEANING AGAINST A TREE? THEY'LL R⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦A⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦⁦PE YA.
THE AIR AROUND YOU IS FULL OFF DEMONIC CONTAMINATIONS THAT WILL RAPE YOUR NOSTRILS, THEN YOUR LUNGS AND AT LAST THEY WILL ENTER YOUR BLOOD VESSELS AND RAPE EVERY SINGLE BLOOD CELL IN YOUR SYSTEM! TRILLIONS OF MICROSCOPIC DEMON ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ARE GOING TO RAPE EVERY LAST CELL IN YOUR BODY. DEAFENING SHOCKWAVES OF SOUND COMING FROM THE QUADRINZILLIONS OF CELLS CRYING IN TERROR GETTING ABSOLUTELY ULTRARAPED IN THE NAME OF THE ANCIENT DEMONGOD BÖS TOD, WILL TREMBLE YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE. YOUR WITHERING FLESH PRISON IS GOING TO BE NOTHING BUT A STEAMING PILE OF RAPED MATTER THAT IS NOW IMPREGNATED WITH THOUSANDS OF CURSED CHILDREN. EVERY SINGLE PORE ON YOUR BODY WILL GAPE TO THE SIZE OF A QUARTER AND GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR SONS, DAUGHTERS AND ANYTHING INBETWEEN. THOSE FORSAKEN CHILDREN WILL INSTANTLY FILL YOUR GAPING HOLES WITH THEIR NEXT OFFSPRING. THE CHILDREN OF YOUR CHILDREN WILL BIRTH AND FEED OFF YOUR OWN FLESH UNTIL YOU ARE BUT A LUMP OF BREATHING MEAT BEYOND RECOGNITION. YOUR THROBBING REMAINS WILL BE FED TO THE SUPERHEATED MAELSTROM WHERE THEY WILL MIX WITH ALL THE DEATH AND DEFILEMENT OF THE REALM. THERE IN THE FORM OF A COLOSSAL FUNGAL BIOSTRUCTURE THE SUFFERING GATHERS TO BREED THE STARS OF ROT, PILGRIMS OF THE VOID! THEY ARE SENT TO WANDER DISTANT WORLDS TO CONSUME ALL FLESH!