Recent reviews by Massive Shart

This is my life now......Someone save me.

I didn't expect much from the game, but once I was allowed in, I could not stop playing! The gun play is smooth, the maps are well designed, and the matches are the perfect length. Split Gate is great for Halo fans who are looking for something new. This is the type of game where I would not mind paying for cosmetic items just to support the developers.

Side note. I have never been a HUGE fan of loot boxes...I like working for cool looking items. The devs did a fantastic job and having skins unlocked through weapon merits. I would like to see more cosmetics unlocked through achievements.

This is the first Far Cry game i've played, and i loved it! The only issue i had was i could not understand how i was being "kidnapped" or how faith was able to communicate with me through the "bliss"...minor issues that i was being nit picky about. All in all, good game. The ending was fantastic! I'm not going to give any spoilers, but it really makes you say "What the F*ck" at the end.

Do you love MOBAs but have pain in your fingers becuase you click so much?
Do you feel like standard MOBAs are boring becuase all you do is click click click click click?

Well, SMITE will tickle your fansy. It's like CoD and DOTA 2 had a beautiful baby, and it is wonderful!

I recommend this game to any new MOBA player.

DEADPOOL!!!

I played this game when it first released years ago and i loved it. I can't tell you how many hours i wasted trying to unlock the tutu for deadpool. If you are a deadpool fan like me, then you will absolutely love this game.

Is it worth $40? yes, if you love deadpool....no, if you have do not love deadpool. (if this is the case...wait for the game to go on sale and then buy it. It's totally worth your time).

This game gives me such a rush! it's the first time i have actually been filled with excitement when i'm playing. As the monster, you try and feed and evolve while avoiding the hunters...should you fight them? or should you keep feeding and avoiding them?

As the hunter, you are trying to track down the monster before he evolves! Which way is he going? Left? Right? Up? Down? Is he sneaking? what is this thing doing?!

I am writing this review based off gameplay, not the DLC (i could careless about that.)

If you want a gaming community that works together and actually talks to eachother...get this game. You will not regret it.

This game is one of the most emotional games i've ever played.

At first when i heard the voices, i thought i had the settings wrong...but the developers set the language in a format that you can't understand. After playing the game, i understood why. They want you to focus on the music, body language, and mood of the game. You don't need to understand what they are saying becuase you just....know.

I recommend this game to everyone.

The Witcher is one of those game that you will fall in love with the story...but the gameplay is horrible. I have to force myself to get through all the chapters. The only thing that keeps me going is the lore of the story.

game play 3/10
story 10/10
overall 7.5/10

I have always wondered how South park was able to get away with everything that they do...This game had me laughing the entire time. Fart on your friend? sure, fart on your dad? why not? take a dump in a random house and keep your own turd so you can throw it at a nazi zombi baby fetus? I guess i could do that.

i recommend this to anyone with a twisted sense of humor.

Outlast is one of the first games that i've played where you do not have the option to kill your enemy. I actually kind of like it! It is a nice change of scenery in the aspect of FPS (minus the shooting lol )

From the very begining it has made me jump and feel scared. The music, scenery, and everything else make this game top notch horror.