Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.

You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.

You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell frommy right eye when I watched you win yourfirst ring in miami, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James

predator ↓

i wanna tickle yo tinkle

Who is cuckcel? For the blind, he is the stairs. For the hungry, he is the poison. For the thirsty, he is the sewage. If cuckcel thinks, I disagree. If cuckcel speaks, I'm muting. If cuckcel has one hater, it's me. If cuckcel has no haters, I don't exist.

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my♥♥♥♥♥in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend. Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam. 11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking♥♥♥♥♥♥ We're looking to move in together in October.

+ Rep doesnt play cs2

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+rep (idk you but your name is funny, please dont be evil)

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paddleboater

Blocked. Weirdo.

you're so beautiful, you deserve the world, darling. i want to show you life's greatest pleasures, can i take you on a date to the 7/11?

i watch the white sorority chick look me up and down as she attempts to determine which form of brown i am through a primitive form of improvised phrenology. "monkey!" she exclaims. a stock ding sound effect plays in my mind

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Let's all jump off a cliff together!!!

yall rockin with pip1n ?

i am nto!11!!!!!!!!1!

Cucklord is black

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love tool

me when they try to lowkey sniff it

Alright, dude. What, the flip

Cucklord is a hacker and stalker. She has stalked me for at least 12 years. She has hacked me for at least 10 years. She uses virtual machinery and older subliminal tech. She has learned how to place a speaker or camera WITH OUT the physical speaker. sHE HAS LOGGERS ALL OVER THE PLACE TO CAPTURE EVERYTHING I WRITE OR SAY ON THE CELL PHONE. sHE ALSO PREVENTS ME FROM BEING ABLE TO MAKE CALLS. Ive HAD EMERGENCY CALLS GO UNANSWERED DUE TO HER HACKING. She can actually look into a person mind and read it like BINERY CODE. She has been using this to steal and stalk. She has no care or concern for anybodies privacy. She acts as if its her god given right to do what ever she wants to, to anybody that comes close enough to attack. Ive met her maybe 5 times in my life. I can not go on line with my cell phone, she squelches the signal or knocks me out of the server.

She also drops calls while in the middle, just so its harder to do anything, anything. She has said to me over the virtual connection that she is the new god. She used to say I was a god then she wanted me to make her a god. But this woman has spycotic episodes all the time. She had me ilegally evicted from my home, stole all my belongings, she has stolen computer programs that are meant to be medical programs, only. But she has used them to murder people. She is also a type of house cleaner, the type that harasses one out of their apt by harassing and stealing with a pass key. Given to her by the owner of the building.

She has put graphic renderings through my apt and cahses people off with this same graphics. a large snake coming through the wall or someone sitting on a pet as small as a cat. she has also a program that can create a friction enough to pick up objects and throw them across the room. all stolen from me. She also has a program that creats a type of tunnel, one that would do away with needles to puncture the skin. this program has also been used to open a larger tunnel, similar to a worm hole. one police officer called it a vortex. I have all types of virtual recordings of her running off at the mouth. She has used this virtual connection to destroy my business by telling my clients that I hate them and never come back. all done at the subliminal level with repetitious statements.

my good sir. it seems that your preposterous response has many people against you making yourself a silly looking nerd!

okay im gonna be real i didnt realize that was a bong. i dont wanna talk about it

im gonna be real man and this is like between you and me but i really do not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like your profile picture. what the ♥♥♥♥ even is that man

too deptessed to jark off so im kinda holdin it yk. squeezin it an ♥♥♥♥

what the hell

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i am going to blow my brains out

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the ground should open up and swallow you hole and leave nothing

PLEASE don't bring that near me please i beg [lease [;ease ido not

have you heard of destiny 2