STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! HAHA! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DiDiDing!" I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looked at a trash can and I said "Thats a bit sussy!" I looked at my penis, I thought of the astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PEN-SUS!" AAAAAA

If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊

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u smell like a college boy

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sorry had to remove all my steam friends

You hear about the japanese pornstar that drowned while filming a bukake scene?

i am a gay man and i accidentally masturbated to straight porn. i was browsing a gay porn site, so you know, i figured there wouldn't be any women in my gay porn. i found one video whose thumbnail looked promising so i clicked on it and it started mid-sex. the bottom was facedown into the bed in some black lace dress. that should have been a big warning sign, but i assumed it was some sissy fetish thing. not my cup of tea, but the top was hot and really going to town on her so i stuck around.
after the guy (and i) finished, the girl sat up and that's when i saw it... her tits. you should have seen my face. a visage of true terror. i just sat there in shock, contemplating what i had just done. when i broke free of my stupor, i whispered "no hetero" but i fear it wasn't enough

I showed you my ♥♥♥♥ answer me

yes

I have never had an orgasm. It's not that I didn't want to, it's just I could never find anything that could turn me on. I tried interacial, anal, hentai, even orgy porn but nothing could ever arouse me. But finally after years of trial and error, I watched this video and exploded into orgasm.This video is a miracle. This video is the light at the end of my long, dark tunnel.

sounds like my kind of game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Somebody once told me
The world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming
And they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense
Not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do
So much to see

So what's wrong with taking the back street
You'll never know if you don't go


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Hey now
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Get your game on
Go play

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But the media men
Beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

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Is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm
So you might as well swim
My world's on fire

How about yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now

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Get your game on
Go play
Hey now
You're a rock star
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Get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now
You're an all star
Get your game on
Go play

Hey now
You're a rock star

Get the show on
Get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked
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I need to get myself away from this place
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I could use
A little fuel myself

And we could all use a little change
Well the years start coming
And they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running.
Didn't make sense
Not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do
So much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now
You're an all star
Get your game on
Go play
Hey now
You're a rock star
Get the show on
Get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
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Only shooting stars break the mold

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What the ook did you just oouoouahh about me, you beta male? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my tree in the Cincinnati zoo, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the banana locker, and I have over 300 confirmed chest pounds. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top alpha male in the entire Cincinnati zoo. You are nothing to me but just another little black kid in my exhibit. I will throw you like the pound of ♥♥♥♥ you are with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this zoo, Uuooooahhhhh. You think you can get away with throwing your kid in my exhibit? Uuoouooahhhhh again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we Uuouuooahhh I am contacting my secret network of silverback gorillas across every zoo in america, and your poor parenting habits are being traced right now so you better prepare for the alpha male, beta. The alpha male that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your child. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be in any zoo, any tr

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♂ What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you jabroni? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in greco-roman wrestling, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret matches in bondage shows, and I have over 300 confirmed fistings. I am trained in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I’m the best greco-roman wrestler in the entire locker room. You are nothing to me but just another jabroni. I will fist you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with wrestling me over the Internet? Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network gay, bondage jabroni's across the USA and your leather club is being traced right now so you better prepare for the fisting, jabroni.

The fisting that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, buddy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wrestle you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fisting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the dungeon master and I will use it to its full extent to fist your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you jabroni. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” gachi was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jabroni. I will ♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass, jabroni. ♂

The film gets off to a rousing start when Evans, with his perfectly muscled, perfectly furry body, gives Banes a wake-up call by popping his doodle into his mouth. Banes has a brutish, simian quality with a killer body as well. The two hunks end up locked in a steamy 69 before Evans begins toying with Bane’s furry hole. He licks it, slaps it with his shmeckle, and then gives it a power-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that makes Banes bray like a mule. Next thing you know, Evans is bottoming, and Banes is banging him like a pro. After a bit, Evans ends up frosted with both his spunk and Banes’. Throughout the scene, the lighting and camerawork highlight every inch of these two fallen gods as they go at it.

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and

I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE
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SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII

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You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat.

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I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS A DOGE. EVER SINCE I WAS A PUP I DREAMED OF SOARING THE WOWFIELDS DROPPING HOT RAINBOW WOWS ON DISGUSTING CATS. PEOPLE SAY TO ME THAT A PERSON BEING A DOGE IS IMPOSSIBLE AND I'M ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RETARDED BUT I DON'T CARE, I'M BEAUTIFUL. I'M HAVING A SURGEON INSTALL DOGETECH™ WOW EMITTERS, 50 MM BULGE EYES AND COMIC SANS ALL OVER MY BODY. FROM NOW I WANT YOU GUYS TO CALL ME "DOGE" AND RESPECT MY RIGHT TO WOW FROM ABOVE AND WOW NEEDLESSLY. IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT ME YOU'RE A DOGEPHOBE AND NEED TO CHECK YOUR MEME PRIVILEGE. THANK YOU FOR BEING SO UNDERSTANDING.

I have spent about $16,000 worth of DLC and In-Game video game items, and you know what? I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. My parent's credit card is always loaded with that yummy cash, so why the ♥♥♥♥ would I not waste it? I need those CS:GO knives, those FIFA card packs, I need all the virtual hats I can get. If I see someone with something better than me, I will buy something that is better than their thing, because I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate it when people have better stuff than me. I haven't been caught yet, because my parents don't know the difference between the electricity bill and the online store bill. Which is why I will continue to buy more ♥♥♥♥, until I die. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love DLCs.

I just wanted to tell you like I'm having such a daddy fetish right now like this is my new daddy ok? Are you feeling it now Donald Trump? Donald Trump you know you want this ass like look at it. You know you want thiiis assss Donald~ Are you FEELING IT NOW DONALD TRUMP? Hey, holla Donald Trump, are you feeling it now baby? OH DONALD! OH! Ooh look hang on a second ima be a Narwhal for Donald Trump~ Look Donald I'm a Narwhal~ I'm such a Narwhal for you Donald, you know you want this~ Mmmmh~ ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW DONALD TRUMP!? DONALD TRUMP ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW!~ IMA PUMP MY ♥♥♥♥ UP FOR YOU~ YOU'VE BEEN DIVORCED LIKE FIVE TIMES IT'S OK YOU CAN COME OVER HERE AND ♥♥♥♥ me you can cheat on your wife again~ Oooooh Donald Trump~ A R E Y O U F E E L I N G it now

Donald Trump are you feeling it naaaaaaaaaow~ Donald Trump make me~ You're daddy make princess your slave~ Hee hee Donald Trump wants thiiiis hee hee hee hee~ Donald Trump you know you want it~ And it's ok i might stick a little~ Bu this is all i have to do~ sprays There i got all fruity fresh for you so whenever you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me I'll be like a little girl~ Mmmmmmm Donald trump, come ♥♥♥♥ this ASS! spank AHHHH OH DONALD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TRUMP SLAP MY ASSSSSSS!~ ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW DONALD?! AWWWWWWWE YEAHAWEEEEEEYes DONALD TRUMP! I KNOW YOU'RE FEELING IT cause you love, you love little white boys, I'm not Mexican so you won't have to deport me, we can be teammates~ I love you so much Donald Trump and i really want you to ♥♥♥♥ me~ I'm gonna, I will suck your ♥♥♥♥ so hard, I will suck it dry I wiLL SWALLOW YOUR CUUUUUUM! Are you feeling it now Donald Trump? You're still thinking you're gonna become President? giggles I SURE HOPE YOU DO!

YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEGENERATE,I WILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FIND YOU,KILL EVERYONE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE,AND LET YOU ESCAPE,AND AFTER 10 YEARS OF ESCAPING ME,YOU WILL FIND ME IN YOUR BED NEXT TOO YOU,WITH A GUN AIMED TOO YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HAND,I WILL FORCE YOU TOO SUCK MY ♥♥♥♥ OR I WILL KILL YOU,YOU WILL ALSO BE FORCED TOO HAVE HARDCORE SEX WITH ME,♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ BAG,YOU GET WHAT IM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SAY? *PUNCH PUNCH KICK KICK*

ll you baka-gaijins need to die. All hail Japanese master race. All hail our Japanese overlords. If you aren't Japanese, then you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I bet you all don't even play GoGo Nippon! My First Trip to Japan, like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ casuals. How can you experience the great country of Japan if you don't even noscope q.t girls in Japanese dating simulators. I swear on my weeaboo mother that I will rekt you all in a 1v1 via dating simulators. Everything is not Daijoubu with all the casualness that exists in this world, my computer has been specially built to withstand the high requirements to run GoGo Nippon! My First Trip to Japan! It utilizes a special element of glorious Nippon Steel, which has been folded over a thousand times.

ASS♂WE♂CAN

Waifus have changed. It's no longer about favorite animes, characters or silly art. It's an endless series of pillows, bought by weeaboos and neckbeards. Waifus, and their consumption of sexual life, has become a well-oiled machine. Waifus have changed. Sweaty obese men carry sweaty fedoras, sleep with sweaty pillows. Sex toys inside their pillows enhance and simulate their fantasies. Sexual control. Animation control. Emotion control. Weight control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Waifus have changed. The age of jokingly posting has become the age of moé. All in the name of averting catastrophe from asking a real girl out on a date. And he who represses their reality, controls their sad future. Waifus have changed. When their delusional life is under total control, waifus... become routine.