Counter-Strike Beta 1.1 - 1999 - 1,000+ hours
Counter-Strike 1.0 - 1999 - 9,000+ hours
Counter-Strike 1.6 [Steam] - 2003 - 3,000+ hours
Counter-Strike: Source - 2004 - 5,000+ hours
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive - 2012 - 2,000+ hours

Smurf #1
Smurf #2
Smurf #3
Smurf #4

You need a smurf account. We all suck and you're too damn good for us to keep up with.
- Friend 1

These games are too difficult. We can't play with you man your rank is too high.
- Friend 2

Are you on your smurf account? No? Then no, I don't want to play with you.
- Friend 3

They're only saying all of that because they suck.
- Friend 4