As a proud entrepreneur, I have helped found many companies. I pour out my heart and soul into what I do. It's not an easy job. I have lost potential millions, and broke many relationships. But the ends justify the means, as the business can be extremely profitable. It takes hardwork, and dedication to begin a small business and turn it into a large company. But, through my persistence, and willingness to take risks, many corporations have been born. In fact, you may have heard of some of these corpoations.

Jim's ♥♥♥♥♥ House
"You got the dough, we got the hoe"

Nashville Sperm Bank
"You Squeeze it, We freeze it"

Texas Crematorium
"You kill 'em, We grill 'em"

Mr. Pickle's Abortion Clinic
"We bring the kid out in you"

You may refer to me as the following:

>Semen Demon
>Jizz Genie
>Baby Batter Bringer
>♥♥♥ Caresser
>Lovegoo Lass
>Sperm Summoner
>Ejaculate Empress
>Mayonnaise Maiden
>Jizz Jockey
>Spunk Monk
>Sodomy Sentinel
>Penile Perpetrator
>Erection Confection
>Salami Tsunami
>Boner Condoner
>Fluid Druid
>Urethral Umpire
>Wang Wizard
>Knackers Knight
>Prick Pirate
>Dong Dominator
>♥♥♥♥ Khan
>Stiffy Sultan
>Sausage Sergeant
>Middle Leg Major
>Pole Privateer
>Shaft Specialist
>Pecker Prodigy
>Boner Benefactor
>Baloney Poney Behemoth
>♥♥♥♥ Juice Masseuse
>Tallywhacker Smacker
>Man Muscle Steam Shovel
>Baby Batter Bladder
>Willy Ghillie
>Butt Hut
>Glans Fans
>Spooge Scrooge
>Ejaculate Advocate
>Skeet Treat
>Wang Wrangler
>Jism Prism
>Smegma Savant
>Anal Aficionado
>Testicular Temptress
>Shlong Slasher
>Boner Burgler