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WE GOT THE KEYSTONE PIPELINE UP AND RUNNING
WE SECURED OUR BORDERS
WE CHASED ISIS INTO CANADA
WE NUKED NORTH KOREA
WE REDUCED NATIONAL DEBT
AND WE MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

i was gifted this

it gave me severe chronic depression

>starts game as brandenburg with goal of forming germany
>allies austria and france
>fights multilple wars against the poles, bohemians, other germans and the swedes coz ♥♥♥♥ those guys
>forms prussia
> succeed in becoming a dominant power in europe with best army in the world
>france and austria ally each other
>need one province that france owns to form germany
>make austria love me and make then turn against frogs
>war frogs and win the war
>in peace deal wasn't paying attention and accidently gave the province i needed to austria
>mfw i realise what happened http://1.vgc.no/drpublish/images/article/2010/04/09/22306646/1/260x300/986453.jpg
>they were allied to poland
>say "♥♥♥♥ it" and war them both for one province
>get overun by winged horse riding ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and inbred hapsburgs
>rage at retarded game and quit

10/10 would accidently give province to austria again

It's fun

10/10 like skyrim with guns

3 machine guns mowed me and about 20 other people down before we were 10 metres into no-mans-land 10/10

An amazing game of epileptic fits and seizures. A really fun game that will screw with your eyes.