punched me in the balls once

I am deeply worried

It is I✋🏼, Chad💁🏼‍♂ of the Massive ♥♥♥♥🍆, afternoon waker🕛, consumer of the marijuana ☘and the alcohol🍾🍾, reformed 🚧🚧criminal 🚨🚓and 📒📚📏📐🖍failed 📝✏ academic✍🏼👨🏼‍🏫👨🏼‍🔬. I had consensual👙👙 intercourse 🤤👄💦with a woman🙋🏻💏💏 you are 😉😉similarly attracted👅 to. This simultaneously😒😔 upsets😣😤😫 you and 😎amuses🤡 me. I'm also in phenomenal 🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻shape🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻, which is remarkable👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 for a 🚰🚿toilet🚽🛁 of a human being👤👥 like myself, Chad👱🏻, the sex-haver👉🏻👌🏼💦💧.

He's right.