My name is Unagi Don. I am a student at Okonomiyaki High and I have been an orphan for as long as I remember. My best friends are Tekkamaki-Kun and Sashimi-San, they attend the same class as I, which is taught by Shihan Sensei Senpai which I secretly have a huge crush on. But there are always way too many girls around him …And even though that guy is surrounded by cute girls, he can never get any action. Eating Godzilla-sized portions of food seems to be an especially common trait of mine. You could guess I need the calories for all the epic battles I get myself into. Just never take me out for dinner, or else you’ll soon find yourself in debt!
I try not to be late for school and sleep in so often then running to school with bread in my mouth. I'm kind of a klutz, always accidentally falling into another female’s chest somehow. I am brazen on the surface but shy on the inside.
Around the 6th to 8th episode, me and the girls take an obligatory trip to a hot spring, but the likelihood of a salaryman or swirly glasses at the hot spring being a pervert is ridiculously high.
The fate of the world rests on my shoulders, and the Japan Self-Defense Force never feels the need to intervene!