Recent reviews by crine

Mens, they have done it :))

Hey there, my name is EA. I want money.

Smuggling hash (also coke if you have mods) is the most lucrative business venture ever.

Please give option to spare The Unclean One (Butcher). Man mind's his own business yet gets killed ;-;

The locals don't seem very happy with the amount of radioactive wastes I produce. Sucks to be them I guess

That comeback was unreal!

I get anxiety when I start the game as a killer. I'm not even kidding, somebody help me please!!

Nostalgia!

Fix your gaddamn PvP

Edit 1: That was when I played for 119 hrs, but now, I have 1500 in the game and my review is

FIX YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PVP!!!!!!!!!

Edit 2: I now have 1800 hrs in this game. I swear to god Luke,
just FIX THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT YOU CALL TRIALS

Edit 3: (Beyond Light Launch Week Review): I have 3000 hours now. Beyond Light has had a disaster of a start. Bungo has gone crazy at this point. You might wanna wait for sometime before you buy the game.

Edit 4: It's been 3,900 hrs. Luke got demoted from his position (or something like that). There are good changes coming up! But PvP is still the same. FIX THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STASIS, THOSE ANNOYING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HUNTERS THROW ONE SHURIKEN AND I GET TAGGED LIKE HALF WAY ACROSS THE MAP. PLEASE NERF THAT PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ BACK TO HELL, WHERE IT CAME FROM.

Edit 5: 4,400 hrs in. I still wonder why I even play this game. Right now, I could be hanging out with my friends, study for my classes, clean my room but no, I'm still here playing this game. PvP is still the same, although they are planning of bringing some changes, but don't know how much it'll change the meta. VoG launched last week and it's a pretty good raid! Pretty much a neutral review rn,will be back when the studio takes another stupid decision!!

Edit 6: It's been 4,600 hrs. Top tree dawnblade is getting nerfed. One thing that gave me speed is being taken away. Will have to wait for the nerf and see how bad it is, but i have no optimism left tbh. Content drought is coming up in some time, so if you're gonna be buying this game, you'll have enough time to sit and do all the quests! Will update after they nerf TTD.

Edit 7 : 1 Icarus dash ;-;. Not worth it anymore. They completely butchered it. Might aswell delete it from the game. Also, they just can't leave DSC alone man. They keep freaking patching it. Come on dude, leave the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ raid alone. GIVE ME BACK MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DASH!!!!!!

Edit 8: Ahahahah, titan bonk go crazy. Titan throw hammer, titan heal. Ez Day 1 clear thanks to titan bonk. Titan bonk approved.

Have A Great Day!

According to the people in this game,
I have been shot 287 times
I have been murdered 82 times
I have been strangled in my sleep 32 times
My family has burned down 223 times
I have become an orphan 20 times
My family has disowned me 10 times.

Will play this game again.
I rate this game, "I have no life" / 10 :)