My boyfriend was today years old when he found out girls relieve themselves in the shower 😭😭😭 we were showering together and he freaked out when I pooped and it was too hard to go down the drain... But later he said it was kinda hot and he wants me to do it again 😩🥴😍

Just for my personal pride, I would like to state that the father of my
children was the first american druid in diablo to clear abattoir of zir and
ended that season as best in the USA. He was also ranking in Polytopia,
and beat Felix himself at the game. I did observe these things with my
own eyes. There are other witnesses who can verify this. That is all.

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice

I wonder how many hummingbirds I could fit in my mouth. Keep in mind that I'm not planning to hurt them. At all. It's just something I've pondered while lying in bed at night. What's the HV (hummingbird volume) of my mouth? What's the average HV of an adult human male? We pride ourselves as being inquisitive and possessing a collective epistemology that can advance our knowledge about the world. Still, even with all that, if someone put a gun to my head and asked what my HV is, I'd end up dying with a bullet in my brain because this is something we never bothered to investigate.
Shame on you all. Shame on us.

If you are a Turkish woman with big breasts, long and soft hair, and nice pale but olive skin, and are obsessed with the Mongols, and have nice long legs, and are very small and petite, and very waifish in your figure, and have a soft tummy, and nice well-trimmed nails with paint on them, and a nice long nose, and big tsurime eyes, and are between the ages of 18-23, and you enjoy cooking in your free time, and you love your country and know a lot about its history, and you think Ataturk is the greatest person ever, and will go for long walks through the streets of Istanbul with me, and you have a very cute mouth that only has a little bit of lipstick, and your hair is black, and you think horses are really cool, and will clean my ears because it is romantic and feels good, and know what Turanism is, and also will wear cute little dresses that are modest and traditional and modest please message me right away immediately I am begging you I need this I need this in my life

hey im sorry i sent you a Just-Cartoon-♥♥♥♥♥.com pic of peter griffin getting his doughy ass thoroughly reamed out in the shower, i meant to send you the fortnite/burger king foot lettuce/loss meme pic i made for you to commemorate you getting a job stacking the soaps at Lush. i love you. i love you. i have a crush on you. please marry me. we need to get married right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now.