Q: How do you fix a broken pizza?
A: With tomato paste.

Q: Why did Pizza Hut stop delivering pizza to the ghetto?
A: Cuz they were told that Dominoes was always getting played!

Q: Why are jokes about Pizza not funny?
A: Because they are too cheesy.

Q: "Waiter, will my pizza be long?"
A: "No sir, it will be round!"

Q: Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
A: The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

Q: What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
A: My pizza jokes can't be topped!