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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 9 May, 2019 @ 12:38pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 16 May, 2019 @ 3:03pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 14 May, 2019 @ 4:54am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 29 May, 2019 @ 1:03am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 10 May, 2019 @ 7:48am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 10 May, 2019 @ 2:36pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 6:37am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 16 May, 2019 @ 12:42am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 10 May, 2019 @ 7:48am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 8:39am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2019 @ 8:58am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 8:32am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:37pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 11:59pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 3:45am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 9 May, 2019 @ 12:37pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 7 May, 2019 @ 10:57am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 19 May, 2017 @ 4:13am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 7 May, 2019 @ 10:39am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 10 May, 2019 @ 11:13am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 7:45am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 10:10am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 8:56am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 14 May, 2019 @ 5:51am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 11:34am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2019 @ 2:55pm

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 11:44am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 10 May, 2019 @ 3:25pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 2:21pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:58am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 2:59pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!